WikiHow to Take a CWCki Down

[Null]

I want to make a WikiHow article on taking down a thread about you.

This requires:
1. Several steps
2. Instructions
3. Art

Who's up for a collab project?

When we get the initial draft up, we should all edit it and make changes so that it looks legit as fuck.

 

[CatParty]

This article is a good jumping off point:
http://wikihow.com/Respond-to-a-Blog-Attack

If you choose to stand your ground over your behavior or what you said, keep in mind that this will earn you friends and enemies. It may also make you a permanent target for stalkers or people who think you're a "lolcow" for doing it.

 

[Curt Sibling]

I'll do art duties if no-one else offers.

 

[Dr. Meme]

I can add helpful tips

• If all else fails, go to /cow/: cow hates kiwis and will help you out if there's a problem.

 

[melty]

So this is supposed to be tongue-in-cheek with a veneer of legitimacy, right? I'd be up for writing some stuff

 

[Red_Rager]

I can help with the writing as well.

 

[AnOminous]

I hear there is a hacker named /baph/ who will take down a kiwi farm.

 

[Zim]

Go directly to the FBI. They have both the time and resources to be your personal army.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

I would throw $20 autismbucks in to have the "autistic girl flaps and nothing bad happens" artist do the illustrations

 

[Carlos Thin]

The Kiwi Farm is most of the time extremely ill-informed about the people they try to mock. If you are attacked, you should explain your plight in the thread made about you. You should remind them of your various disorders and your troubled childhood, which should garner sympathy from many users. Assure them that you have, in the past, been much better.

 

[CatParty]

I would throw $20 autismbucks in to have the "autistic girl flaps and nothing bad happens" artist do the illustrations

sign me up for $20 too

 

[Red_Rager]

The Kiwi Farm is most of the time extremely ill-informed about the people they try to mock. If you are attacked, you should explain your plight in the thread made about you. You should remind them of your various disorders and your troubled childhood, which should garner sympathy from many users. Assure them that you have, in the past, been much better.

Be sure to explain to the userbase how horrible they are &/or how so much more intelligent you are as an enlightened individual.