Wikihow Animals - Animolecules of Various Shape and Size

[WolfeTone]

Everyone loves wikihow animals, so I shall share some I have procured.

Who canned this cat

A helpful guide

Someone left their pool floaty on that rock over there

He's so seepy, so eepy

Observe the occulation

Me after I post a wikihow animal thread I know everyone will love and enjoy

 

[WolfeTone]

Pet your birbo gentle

He is this tall

This picture speaks to me, it says: glub glub glub

Adorable little thing

Cradle your sentient bean thusly

Stronch

A napping toupee has been illustrated

This is a weird mouse

 

[WolfeTone]

Axolotta fun times

Always remember your armadilloing gloves when you armadilloing

One whole bunch

Sentient pudding

He's listening to Industrial Society and It's Future audiobook

Tiger Woods

The existential crisis has arrived

 

[WolfeTone]

This is basically Kiwi Farms everyday

MAAAAAA, THE RAT FACED GUY AND HIS HORSE ARE BACK!!

Wait a minute that card

Look at this guy, he thinks he's a photographer, what a maroon

A delicate dance between turt and leddice

Are you based and possumpilled? I know I am

 

[WolfeTone]

Brush brush brush your teeth, gently keep them clean

Why does this suitcase doggy look like a sex offender?

Mister floppers can hear your soul

Is this an animal? I think this is an animal

Friend ponders the difference between a cat and a bat

Oh God oh fuck why he neck do like that

 

[WolfeTone]

You are hereby sentenced to 420 years in retard baby jail

Yeah I know how to draw a horse, don't worry about it

Sir yes sir, he will be strawberried immediately

He's just a little guy! How he get up there?

These are some fantastic squeekers

Why can't I hold all these pupperonis?

 

[WolfeTone]

Happy dinosaur month!

:V

Behold, the rodent

This cat's eyes are too low, PULL UP, PULL UP

This is a nice dinosaur

Computer, ENHANCE

 

[WolfeTone]

Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gaaaal

You stand no chance Mr. Ram, my forcefield is too strong

Hydrated, moisturized, unbothered, in my lane

Waterboard your weasel if they withhold from you The Secret

ATTENTION!! He is rectangular and cannot be stopped

Someone's about to lose a finger

Cup your hoglette and bump their ear to produce tiny valentines

 

[Negrate]

cute dog

also i will make this my new profile picture lmao

EDIT i changed my mind im too lazy to change it

 

[DankSmoker]

Giving your cat xanax, it will require muffling the ears and a blanket for maximum chill.

 

[WolfeTone]

A mystery creature approaches

This tiny baby is having a grand old time

Remember to put your cow on vibrate when the movie starts

The mountain lion disapproves of your shenanigans

She's having a hard time, just let her bowl out right meow

Pain misery sorrow suffering

 

[WolfeTone]

Who deepfried that Null?

Ooperating

Catechu, original creation, DO NOT STEAL!!

This is a fantastic being, 10/10, would ride into battle

Away in a manger, no crib for he bed

All in, he says, even though he only has 2 pairs

Hello, anime artist, I'd like to commission just a regular old normal cat

Hey Frank, how are ya, ain't seen you since mouse college!

 

[WolfeTone]

FACT: Meerkats are well-versed in constitutional law

Hey everyone, look at this silly little guy, what a wonderful fella

As you can clearly see, this cow is the king of Canterbury

You can not bribe the bamboo shark, it is too late

Storing turds for the summer to throw at bankers

Me and My Horse was cancelled after only 4 seasons

 

[WolfeTone]

This is animal abuse, unpineapple him immediately

I fucking love Shark Monthly

Hampter Party, not to be combined with Cat Party

Double derped up on a wednesday afternoon

This ferret fucking HATES niggers

The chickems are planning an Aztec ritual sacrifice

Don't think it don't say it don't think it don't say it

 

[WolfeTone]

He will never be boollin

*spits out cereal*

If you let him in, you will surely die, but he is asking nicely

Why he got tighty whiteys on?

Mmm, yes, quite frog

I love their little faces, they're such glorious entities

Hold your toads bucko

 

[WolfeTone]

Who let the dogs out, who whowhowho? No seriously, there are dogs

He's wanted for various warcrimes in Yemen and Somalia

AAAAAUUUUUOOOOOOOGGGGHHHHH

Their eyes are freaking me out man, why they gotta look like that dude

Make sure to water your foxes to keep them healthy

Here comes that smug fuck Peter and his glowing duck again

 

[WolfeTone]

I love her so much it's unreal

The Fuzzbutt Boys are in a gangwar with the Hairball Syndicate

I bet he can't even ollie, poser

Such a good noodle

Ah yes, The Fountainhead

One-legged Hodge

 

[WolfeTone]

Let me dooo iiiit fooor yooooouuu

He's coding and roding

Shame this man, he mixed the lights and the darks in the wash

Please do not crow in this area

Ooooh, he's so gumpy, so umpy!

 

[Doppelmonger]

I have been around cattle for most of my life, and that is either a really small calf or someone with really big hands

 

[SNEED.EXE]

MAAAAAA, THE RAT FACED GUY AND HIS HORSE ARE BACK!!

Is this concept art from the Pokemon live action remake?