Wife cafe

[DerKryptid]

It's like a maid cafe except you have shouting matches with the waitress who nags you about how her parents were right about you being a loser and you calling her a fat slag and throwing a plate at her face. Call the bill an alimony and the tip child support

 

[Elaine Miller]

Darling. What is this?

 

[DerKryptid]

Darling. What is this?

A modest business proposal to the overlords of the cuisine-industrial complex to implement my brilliant reforms and pay me 6 million shekels in royalties

 

[Elaine Miller]

It’s past your bedtime Krpyti

 

[DerKryptid]

It’s past your bedtime Krpyti

Sugma

 

[Govt. Shitposting Machine]

You jest but there's themed cafes for everything in Nipponland so don't be surprised there's one in some back alley
Anyway, yeah I'd eat there fuck it

 

[Goyslop Muncher]

What you're describing sort of exists, although probably not for long when the globohomo horde hears about it.

5 restaurants that pride themselves on being total d*cks to their customers

Most restaurants say the customer's always right, but there are also those that say the customer is stupid and fat and ugly and should leave immediately. The phenomenon is so rare that these places develop cult followings of masochists who are not unlike the culinary equivalent of...

www.thrillist.com

 

[Justtocheck]

Can I pay extra to get my food spiked and give her an irish makeup? I'll tip hard, and call it hush money.

 

[Bongocat]

that isn't a normal cafe?

 

[The Repeated Meme]

Jesus christ just shut the fuck up already.

 

[DerKryptid]

Jesus christ just shut the fuck up already.

A&H nigger detected

 

[The Repeated Meme]

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A&H nigger detected

If you had taken one more second to look at my post history, you'd quickly realize I almost never post in A&H, not that that should matter anyway. You, on the other hand, have been making shitty q&a threads non-stop. Lurk moar you fucking faggot.

 

[DerKryptid]

If you had taken one more second to look at my post history, you'd quickly realize I almost never post in A&H, not that that should matter anyway. You, on the other hand, have been making shitty q&a threads non-stop. Lurk moar you fucking faggot.

Lol calm down

 

[The Repeated Meme]

Lol calm down

Livestream your suicide you stupid nigger.

 

[Ophelia Jones]

Sounds a bit too intense. I'd just rather go to a regular cafe.

 

[Least Concern]

Will there also be a server who's very sweet to her customer and promise they'll only be with that customer forever and the whole time she's actually serving other customers behind my back? I mean, behind the customer's back?

 

[MAPK phosphatase]

Can't the wife cafe be a woman who cooks your food, gives you a hug and holds your hand, and tells you she loves you?

 

[WULULULULU]

Can't the wife cafe be a woman who cooks your food, gives you a hug and holds your hand, and tells you she loves you?

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Hello, this is the Farms, not reddit.

 

[Lichen Bark]

Can't the wife cafe be a woman who cooks your food, gives you a hug and holds your hand, and tells you she loves you?

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That hit me, deep.

 

[Fireman Sam]

Okay but only if I can have a nice sausage casserole with the arguments.