Why won't they make Spy Kids 5?

[wry wrangler]

No, I don’t mean a pozzed Netflix 'reboot.' I mean a proper 5th entry in the series.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

The "Kids" are now adults.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Why has Machete shown up in the spy kids films but the spy kids never showed up in the Machete films?

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

The "Kids" are now adults.

Deep fake Kids.

 

[Medulseur]

I didn't know they made another one after Spykids 3D.

 

[(iIivVvbBb-iIimMmvVv)]

Because the series ended with Spy Kids 2 in my book.

'Do you think God stays in heaven because, he too, lives in fear of what he's created here on Earth?" Prophetic for the franchise.

 

[Suburban Bastard]

because you touch yourself at night

 

[StalinMan53]

Hollywood should have new ideas, not recycle old ones.

 

[Crunchy Oats]

The "Kids" are now adults.

"Spy Adults"

 

[CptnSnshn]

Niggers

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

The "Kids" are now adults.

Spy Adults will do.

 

[Audit]

Just pretend the latest bond movie is a spy kids sequel. It can only improve your enjoyment of that dull film.

 

[The Cunting Death]

Legit answer?

Robert Rodriguez made those for his kids. His kids are adults now. He only wanted to make 3

The fourth one was made because he was trying to get out of a contract with The Weinstein Company because they fucked over the release of Grindhouse. He had 2 more movies to make with them, they'd let him go after just one more if he did Spy Kids 4. So that's that.

 

[Grand Omega]

Legit answer?

Robert Rodriguez made those for his kids. His kids are adults now. He only wanted to make 3

He can still make movies for them, he'll just have to make it for the adult demographic this time: Spy Adults.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

Because Gen Z is too retarded to comprehend any gadget.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Couldn't he make movies for his grandchildren?

 

[zo.]

They need Harvey Winston

 

[Anon88]

They're cowards that's why.

 

[Broseph]

Aren't the kids in those movies got to be at least 30 by now?