Why should you stay in Hell's Kitchen?

[Larkin N Likin]

 

[Blasterisk]

 

[Least Concern]

i really tried my best on the risotto

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

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there are no drug dealers in hells kitchen any more. Just homos, tourists, and office workers. And homeless runoff from the port authority

 

[AirdropShitposts]

It's not my fault, it was a lack of communication within the kitchen!

 

[Larkin N Likin]

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You're a good waste of space you fat useless twat.

i really tried my best on the risotto

That hard lump of tasteless bollocks was your best? Let me tell you, I'd fear for my life at your worst.



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@Least Concern give me your jacket. You're leaving Hell's Kitchen.

 

[DerKryptid]

I like the music

 

[Pringles Can]

Chef, I'm really sorry I threw a chocolate bar in the spaghetti sauce. It will never happen again.

 

[Larkin N Likin]

It's not my fault, it was a lack of communication within the kitchen!

So was it the lack of communication that made you cum directly into the beef wellington? I find that hard to believe.

Chef, I'm really sorry I threw a chocolate bar in the spaghetti sauce. It will never happen again.

I'd like to believe you this time big boy. I really would.



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@Pringles Can give me your jacket, and fuck off would you?

@AirdropShitposts you got lucky this week. If I see one more drop of semen in the customer's food... you're fucking finished.

 

[Big News]

Listen, Chef. It wasn’t my fault that the customers got salmonella! The lamb cutlet would have been cooked properly if it wasn’t for @AirdropShitposts. Who could possibly focus on anything while someone is doing that to a beef wellington right next to your station?!

 

[KittyGremlin]

to annoy Gordon Ramsey by not giving a shit about what he has to say and not crying like a tard.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

Chef, if the customer didn't want me to aggravate her peanut allergy, she shouldn't have said "surprise me." Frankly, this is a positive! We'll just chop her up and serve her as next week's "New York Strip."

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]