Why mountain dew is the greatest soft drink ever made - This one is the actual discussion thread

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

LOL jk You failed to follow my advice last time and now you're just crying into kleenex already crusted with your own spooge because you're too poor to afford a second tissue.

You couldn't even save up $20 to buy a whore. Holy shit. I don't think there's any helping you.

 

[Derka Derka]

Proud sponsor of Diabeetus in the hillbilly south for over 80 years

 

[Migraine Box]

Baja Blast is overrated trash and I will die on this hill

 

[Figger Nucker]

Baja Blast is overrated trash and I will die on this hill

This is a Baja Blast neighborhood, move along pardner. We don't take too kindly to your types 'round these parts.

 

[Squishie PP]

Nigger I'm not spending $20 to get AIDS

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Mountain Dew tastes like piss.

 

[Medivo]

Sprite is better than Mountain PISS.

 

[KittyGremlin]

idk never drank it

(I know I posted twice, I just really thought you needed to know)

 

[Soyjak Enjoyer]

I haven't drank soda in a few years now. If I did drink one again, it'd either be mountain dew or Dr. Pepper depending on my mood

 

[Lurker]

VOLTAGE

 

[Spooky Dogwood]

It's cheap slop that has a lot more caffeine than usual for a "regular" soda, which is why kids were so addicted to this brand in particular even before all the GAYMER marketing.