Why is there no Lolcow Cult for Keffals?
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- 22 de Nov, 2021
You mean like a board? I think it was considered at the peak of the #EndKiwiFarms story but it was thought there wouldn't be enough activity to sustain such a thing for the long term.
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- 28 de Ago, 2019
Keffals turned out to be a flash in the pan. He got drunk on power, pushed away allies and eventually fell into a GoFundMe-fueled addiction. He was a convenient tool for others to attack Kiwi Farms, now he's irrelevant.
Several other threads started or expanded because of the situation, like #DropKiwiFarms, Liz Dong Gone, etc. They just don't belong together in a Keffals subforum, and the Keffals Cinematic Universe has long since collapsed.
Several other threads started or expanded because of the situation, like #DropKiwiFarms, Liz Dong Gone, etc. They just don't belong together in a Keffals subforum, and the Keffals Cinematic Universe has long since collapsed.
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- 22 de Nov, 2021
To maintain a LCU or Lolcow Cinematic Universe for the long-term, you need one center lolcow with a herd of lolcattle orbiting around them constantly in an ecosystem of eccentrity and a endless supply of stupid things happening all the time. Keffals just didn't have that.
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- 5 de Feb, 2019
also it turned out that Spooky Bones was fucking insane
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- 2 de Abr, 2019
Keffals is fucking boring, that's why.
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- 28 de Sep, 2022
keffals is gross and low iq but does not actually create much content on a daily basis. it's not like he's busting out new bangers like the fart fetish findom porn every other week, all he really does is act obnoxious on social media. shit's too boring to warrant an entire board.
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- 3 de Feb, 2023
Because he's not that relevant, entertaining or interesting. He was essentially just an opportunistic faggot that used the site to make pity money to fuel his addictions. Also you need either a lot of content or a lot of orbiters to need a board.
Look at the Mexican Bog Hog, Ethan Ralph. He puts out content daily with a lot of it being funny or retarded and has a list of people that are orbiting that gunt with its gravitational pull. While Keffals just has the weird fake fart porn, the promoting of troonshine, a hashtag and his recent coke addiction. That's not enough to need a board.
Look at the Mexican Bog Hog, Ethan Ralph. He puts out content daily with a lot of it being funny or retarded and has a list of people that are orbiting that gunt with its gravitational pull. While Keffals just has the weird fake fart porn, the promoting of troonshine, a hashtag and his recent coke addiction. That's not enough to need a board.
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- 2 de Ene, 2019
Does anyone know a YT playlist or detailed documentary on Keffals that has been kept up to date? I only know a bit about his shit but wanted to learn more background. There are tons of videos but wondering if there is an outstanding one
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- 4 de Nov, 2021
keffals is only interesting when he's stirring shit up, otherwise the content is just smug and overbearing arguments made in bad faith that go on forever, or looking for someone to start shit with so they can look good in contrast
im not sure hes able to have fun at all, even when he is on drugs, and he cant coom no matter how many catboys he packs into the ranch
im not even sure he wants to have fun, not in the way that you and i might consider the term
all he really has to look forward to is the opportunity to have power over others (lol), hollow moral indignation, and attention of any kind
at this point giving him a board would make him elated no matter what is posted there because its preferred to his current slide into obscurity, his time is past and its driving him insane enough to leap into team horsecock unprompted
im not sure hes able to have fun at all, even when he is on drugs, and he cant coom no matter how many catboys he packs into the ranch
im not even sure he wants to have fun, not in the way that you and i might consider the term
all he really has to look forward to is the opportunity to have power over others (lol), hollow moral indignation, and attention of any kind
at this point giving him a board would make him elated no matter what is posted there because its preferred to his current slide into obscurity, his time is past and its driving him insane enough to leap into team horsecock unprompted
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- 28 de Ago, 2019
"It doesn't get better."
-Keffals
Getting your dick and balls annihilated in Thailand doesn't do wonders for your life expectancy or ambitions of having your own board.
If Keffals wants that sweet attention, he should just give in and join the Farms to argue in his thread. Null will give him a nice verified checkmark and everyone will have a good time.
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- 4 de Nov, 2021
He's probably reading this thread (even if he denies it later), and he probably would enjoy the arguments