Why is there a tiny man in my pocket claiming to be my uncle?

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Ojiisan?

 

[Syzyg]

Nah, that's a Pocket Jew. Make sure to keep a couple of coins in your pocket. He'll pay you back with some investment advice.

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

Have you removed him from your pocket? I would. I would not have a tiny man in my pocket while I took a shit. It's invasive, and you need to establish firm boundries with this little man.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Nah, that's a Pocket Jew. Make sure to keep a couple of coins in your pocket. He'll pay you back with some investment advice.

Oh. A Jewish uncle. I heard those guys were rich.