"why is there a brownie in the logo"

[JB 236]

How do you still have leftovers from over a month ago? I have no :horrifying: to give.

Someone does not watch much cooking with Jaaaackkkk

Well maybe its because im not a hooker but an escort, 2 different things.. see escorts also get booked for just dinner dates, movie dates etc. Companionship

Still not seeing a difference, you are essentially selling your company to men and women for cash.
What are your rates? n-no homo

 

[The Fool]

Espresso was the cookies not the brownies, as for the brownies besides the pre mixture that came out of the box i added some extra cocoa, vanilla, sugar and chopped nuts in it. Makes it way more delicious then straight out of the box mixture.

You sound nice. Will you be my mom? I don't have money but I can give GBP

 

[RadicalCentrist]

Well maybe its because im not a hooker but an escort, 2 different things.. see escorts also get booked for just dinner dates, movie dates etc. Companionship

Don't forget the party gang bangs. How much did those go for?

 

[Xenomorph]

what kind of fucking virgin would only do those things besides phil

You really dont know, do you?

Because some people are lonely, some people want companionship in small doses. Some people are not blessed in the looks department but has money to spend. There are people who want to have the company of a good looking young lady without the hassle and comitment of a girlfriend/wife.

Its not all about sex if sex happens it happens but it's not the only reason they are hired thats what a hooker is for, a straight fuck and overwith, only kids confuse hookers with escorting.

Escorting has been around since Jesus was a boy.

 

[AnOminous]

Insists that she is not a hooker

Admits to taking Phil's money and fucking him

Claims to let Johns run up a tab on credit.

 

[Xenomorph]

Claims to let Johns run up a tab on credit.

You missed the part where he paid some up front when she arrived.

 

[DuckSucker]

lol, i dont mind people with short dicks as long as they know how to use it but Phill doesnt so no not really. He's a Pathetic short dick man if i would even call him a man. I mean cmon what man doeant know how to eat pussy for crying out loud pfff

Well you gotta have experience and practice to be good at it, know how to use it, or eat a girl out well. And then you have Phil.

 

[Bubsy]

I ate the brownie. It was pretty dry actually.

 

[Doctor Stan]

lol, i dont mind people with short dicks as long as they know how to use it but Phill doesnt so no not really. He's a Pathetic short dick man if i would even call him a man. I mean cmon what man doeant know how to eat pussy for crying out loud pfff

Did he start crying about bugged sex mechanics?

 

[Baobinga]

Guys, he was eating the pussy like a champ, but the input was lagged, HE WAS BLOCKING!

 

[AnOminous]

For the first time, I'm really jealous of Phil just for knowing where to find the whores who let you rack up a bunch of bangs on credit and not pay, and somehow Guido the Killer Pimp doesn't show up and kick your ass.

 

[break these cuffs]

For the first time, I'm really jealous of Phil just for knowing where to find the whores who let you rack up a bunch of bangs on credit and not pay, and somehow Guido the Killer Pimp doesn't show up and kick your ass.

When the pimp lives across the Atlantic. This goes to show even hookers can be retarded fangirls.

 

[xAnonAnonX]

For the first time, I'm really jealous of Phil just for knowing where to find the whores who let you rack up a bunch of bangs on credit and not pay, and somehow Guido the Killer Pimp doesn't show up and kick your ass.

he paid the first two times, and paid half, please read the escort topic before making dumb statements.

 

[CrazyRandomZyn]

If @MysteryWoman was such a fan of DSP, why rag on his penis size?
Shouldn't riding his chode have been a long-time wet dream??

 

[DNA_JACKED]

How do you still have leftovers from over a month ago? I have no :horrifying: to give.

Meant Christmas brownies, but then again brownies from a freezer will last a long time.