"why is there a brownie in the logo"

[Null]

If this is even remotely true, this is the dumbest hooker ever to hook and should have her own thread.

idk, you'd think someone who has porn of you has good enough leverage to get da money

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Brownies are known to be 0ne of the best desserts and it should stay that way.

Especially with nuts. Fuck yeah nuts.

 

[DICKPICSRUS]

I'm craving brownies now thanks @Null

 

[Bryan Dunn]

I love how DSP keeps having Freudian Slips on stream and corrects it by trying to piss @MysteryWoman off more.

YOU BETTER PAY WHAT YOU OWE PHIL

FUCKING PAY IT YOU STUPID FUCK

 

[Skeletor]

If this is even remotely true, this is the dumbest hooker ever to hook and should have her own thread.

Pretty sure anyone who sleeps with a lolcow for any reason has made dubious life choices.

 

[Cynical Paradox]

Fake news.

 

[Bryan Dunn]

PAY
WHAT
YOU
OWE
PHIL BURNELL

TELL YOUR FANS TO COME TO KIWIFARMS IS NOT THE ROUTE YOU WANT TO GO

JUST
PAY
THE
TOLL
YOU
FUCKING
MORON

 

[Dirt McGirt]

He's going full on denial mode and if @Null has seen this document and says she's legit. Oh Boy.

 

[Coconut Gun]

If my place didn't have tons of junk food left over from Christmas I'd make brownies in honor of this shit.

 

[Null]

He's going full on denial mode and if @Null has seen this document and says she's legit. Oh Boy.

I can't confirm anything other than that the MW account is the escort she has hinted she is.

 

[Near]

which prompted him to retire from his job as a butler. He now apparently survives off welfare and in these months without work has had a visible degradation of person, looking less like the well-groomed butler he was and more like an absolute fucking lunatic.

 

[KM 749]

How can you uphold this site's reputation as a Nazi stronghold unless you change that brownie into a blondie right now?

 

[Hiragana]

@MysteryWoman can you share your family recipe? I know you mentioned espresso, but is there something else apart from a standard recipe?

 

[uruugint]

listening to phil desperately trying to explain himself on stream rn (by just reexplaining everything in excess) and watching mods quickly delete anything about escorts is the best sick-day entertainment

 

[Irwin M. Felcher]

Who the fuck pays thousands of dollars to bake brownies with a hooker?

A cripplingly lonely man, that's who.

 

[Bryan Dunn]

HE SWITCHES IT FROM ESCORTS TO PEDOPHILE ALLEGATIONS AND STARTS TO TELL STORIES OF FUCKING A 16 YEAR OLD LEANNA

JUST
SHUT
THE
FUCK
UP
DONT THINK IT
DONT SAY IT
PHIL BURNELL FOR FUCK SAKES
SHUT
YOUR
FAT
GOUT-FILLED
ITALIAN SAUCE
MOUTH

FUCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

 

[Dirt McGirt]

I can't confirm anything other than that the MW account is the escort she has hinted she is.

For some reason I thought you mentioned at some point that you saw some contract between the two. Oops.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

My ex girlfriend's dad had a big argument with me about how brownies are nothing but chocolate cake.

EX girlfriend.

 

[Null]

For some reason I thought you mentioned at some point that you saw some contract between the two. Oops.

Part of

 

[johnnyoffal]

Do we have enough lolcows with food related shit that we can make an autistic cookbook? Doggy Dutch Brownies and Creamed Fanta. I'm just saying.

Are we autistic enough to compile a retard themed cookbook? If so, sick. Let me know when we can get authentic Cwcville Iced Tea or Jaceburgers.