Why is Obama black?

[Useful_Mistake]

Like, doesn't he want to be human?

 

[Left Ass Cheek]

I heard he's gonna paint the white house black

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I heard he's gonna paint the white house black

Oh no! I hope the white Obama stops him! He must defeat his black side

 

[Dutch Courage]

The same reason why Kamala Harris is "black". You can say and do anything, because there is enormous moral authority in being black. Obama is literally just as much a white man as he is black, but he does his best to cover that uncomfortable detail up. Harris is just as much south Asian as she is black. But how many times does Harris invoke her Indian ancestry? Almost never; Indians don't have nearly as much moral authority as blacks do.

 

[Blamo]

Oh no! I hope the white Obama stops him! He must defeat his black side

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Obama is really quiet since Biden dropped his mixtape.

 

[No. 7 cat]

Obama is married to a man and rides a girl's bike.

 

[MrTroll]

One day, as a young man, he tripped and fell in a puddle and just never bothered to wash all the mud off.

 

[CrazyRandomZyn]

His father is African and fucked a BLACKED American thot.

 

[Fucky Chucky]

Because there is a dysphemistic connotation to being black just because of everything that has ever happened before. You'd think that he would push hard white but instead he understands that lots of people really get their dicks hard when they think of black anything because it makes them feel slightly less guilty for being part of the group that is pretty and invented all the stuff we use. Thus, in an insane world !!!!BLACK!!!! was the sanist choice. Yay whites. Blacks are not special, except when they are: exhibit A.

 

[lurk_moar]

Daddy is from Kenya and mommy is a white American from Kansas. Children tend to look like their daddies.

 

[Truman the Jewman]

The better question is, why isn't Obama as based as his shithole-living nigger brother over in Africa?