Why is milk the TASTIEST drink?

[JelloJerk]

Even if you're one of those "Ew I would never drink milk" faggots (FAGGOTS) you probably drink COFFE, or MILKSHAKES, or any other myriad of drinks that require this EPIC animal-made liquid. It is very good and tasty and you can TELL that is it good for you because of all the faggots (FAGGOTS) try to sell you """ALTERNATIVES""" (FAGGOTS) there's a QUADRILLION other milks on the shelf. Why? BecaUSE faggots (FAGGOTS) want you to drink PLANTS and BUGS and HEMP (WEED).

 

[Incel Death Note]

Hot take browns and lactose-intolerentcels are the way that they are because their mothers didn't love them.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

I drink like a gallon a day to keep my skin white and my bones strong

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Because you add a shot of espresso to it

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

I love me some milks, chirrun

 

[9gfuwegw9j9]

It has a lot of sugar in it

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

it's the calciYUM

 

[Spider Princess Fan]

Raw, ice cold milk is the best thing to ever exist, don't even try to bullshit me with that pasteurized store bought shit.

 

[User names must be unique]

If you stop drinking milk it starts to smell bad, I suppose it's handy for cooking good luck making a cheese sauce with water or coca cola.

 

[SentinentCloud]

the op showcases his crippling addiction to bull milk

 

[draggs]

put a little half and half in your whole milk to make it taste ebin bettar

also a little ice

 

[Skitarii]

Raw, ice cold milk is the best thing to ever exist, don't even try to bullshit me with that pasteurized store bought shit.

Fresh warm raw milk is better imo

 

[Dysnomia]

I like almond milk.

 

[Incel Death Note]

I like almond milk.

You're drinking melted cling-film mixed with multivitamins.

 

[DankSmoker]

I like almond milk.

Now there's something that actually has the viscosity of cum.

 

[JelloJerk]

I like almond milk.

Liquid wood.

 

[not william stenchever]

California is also stealing all their neighboring states' water to grow almonds. It's one of the most water hungry crops in existence.

 

[eatler]

I like almond milk.

I'm allergic and its racist that you said that here im going to tell the jannies..... oh wait this isn't Reddit. do over