Why is it so cold outside?

[Alex Krycek]

No seriously it's fucking cold. Why?

 

[naught sock account 1]

i read it's going to be cold af in america, something about freezing i didn't look into it much..
here it is, artic blast..
(https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1358023776055808004?s=19)

 

[Alex Krycek]

i read it's going to be cold af in america, something about freezing i didn't look into it much..
here it is, artic blast..
(https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1358023776055808004?s=19)

You know I did say it would be a cold day in hell if Biden wins. Looks like I was right.

 

[Miss Misery]

It's still winter for another 40 days?

 

[Myra]

Global Cooling

 

[Furret]

Because God wants to punish Midwesterners.

 

[Niggernerd]

Gretas parents pissed off god with global warming spergery

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

No seriously it's fucking cold. Why?

Because motherfuckers bitch about god damn Global Warming instead of embracing it.

 

[lurk_moar]

Because the Northern Hemisphere is titled away from the Sun. They teach this crap in the third motherfucking grade.

 

[Alex Krycek]

Because God wants to punish Midwesterners.

But I live in Texas it's not supposed to get Cold like this.

 

[TheRetardKing]

It's -20 in Fort McMurray.

 

[draggs]

We've embarrassed the sun so much - again, just like every year - that it needs some space

 

[Meat Target]

Because you touch yourself at night.

 

[Just_A_guy]

this is following predicted models of global warming that scientists have been pushing out for a while now.

Nope, Earth Isn't Cooling – Climate Change: Vital Signs of the Planet

Vital Signs of the Planet: Global Climate Change and Global Warming. Current news and data streams about global warming and climate change from NASA.

climate.nasa.gov

Nasa has answered this question in the past.

 

[Miss Misery]

But I live in Texas it's not supposed to get Cold like this.

Welp, the Mexicans keep moving to Texas... maybe it's time for you to move south?

 

[Alex Krycek]

Welp, the Mexicans keep moving to Texas... maybe it's time for you to move south?

I do love Michoacan.

 

[Furret]

But I live in Texas it's not supposed to get Cold like this.

You're collateral damage.

 

[Mr. Bung]

Global warming causes global cooling, and will eventually send us into an ice age.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Because there’s no kind of atmosphere and you’re all alone, more or less.

 

[The Real SVP]

Because it's winter and God loves us.