Why is french philosophy so gay?

[Skitarii]

Camus: "bro just reject heirarchies and empiricism and let me watch my wife get fucked by multiple men at once come on bro don't be a prude"

Foucault: "bro just reject structuralism and civilization and let me fuck children come on don't be a prude"

De Sade: "bro just reject nomianism and morality and let me beat this teenager to death"

Niggers ne pouvez pas me prouver que j'ai tort

 

[herefortheactualthreads]

because french people are gay. simple as.

 

[Fishnumm]

french "people" arent people they are mutant frogs and we all know what the chemicals in the water do to frogs

 

[Core Theorist]

If you realize that the french are just the worst qualities of every other "White" race condensed into a singular phenotype, everything starts to fall into place.

 

[nah]

de Montaigne: "Thus, reader, I am myself the matter of my book; you would be unreasonable to spend your leisure on so frivolous and vain a subject."

 

[Orange Piccolo]

It’s French.

 

[More AWS-8Q Than You]

The French are, first and foremost, degenerates. A lot of their philosophers are legitimate faggots trying to justify fucking kids, but the French are mostly just degenerates. It's genetic.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Catholic pomposity and sanctioned indulgence. They failed to develop the Protestant Work Ethic and thus, spent their idle time finding ways to justify sodomising young boys instead of dying overseas oppressing natives like all good Christians should do.

 

[Powerhouse of the Cell]

The correct question is why is philosophy gay?

 

[Ed Special]

The correct question is why is philosophy gay?

Philosophy was invented by the Greeks. The Greeks were (and still are) the biggest homosexuals to ever exist. Q.E.D.

 

[Disastrously Dumb]

What about Victor Hugo and Les Miserables?
isnt that a french Philosophy that isnt gay?

 

[Sneed Force One]

The correct question is why is philosophy gay?

The most based philosophy was the Muscular Christianity Movement of mid-19th century England. Victorians men got together, pumped iron and worshipped the Lord as the oily, ripped beefslab that He is.

The Gigachad President Theodore Roosevelt himself promoted it, until WW1 where it was seen as pretty superfluous in the face of pan-European horror.

 

[VMM_]

Ever since that sodomite/Satanist par excellence, Gilles de Rais, France has been known for its decadency ever since. Honestly, I just think it's because France was a hotbed for sorcery and general forbidden education at one point since they had a lot of Abrahamists there as refugees from Spain and North Africa influencing the courts down there with their oriental sorcery, mixing it with older pagan ones from the natives, not to mention the influence of the Templars. Through time this bleeds over to philosophy and in the general culture (especially post-enlightenment). Albeit less tame, figures like Sade were just an updated archetype of the Gilles de Rais myth, helping usher in the Decadence movement. Race mixing could play a factor as well, or bad race mixing, like how Gobineau pretty much claims everything bad of the French is due to their rebellious Celtic pagan blood clashing with Roman blood and later Nordics (Normans) and Semites.

 

[AnsemSoD1]

They got buckbroken by Chadner Lodbrok and his viking pals over a thousand years ago and now they have been cuckolds ever since.

 

[melty]

French people are all just degenerates with good marketing. All French philosophers are pedophiles, and this isn't a coincidence, it's the reason they became famous in France the first place. French people love pedophilia and eagerly embraced "academic" pedos to give an air of legitimacy to their degeneracy. Somehow, people outside France have bought into the meme that the country produces things of value and give these degenerates the benefit of the doubt that maybe they weren't just gay and incomprehensible, that maybe there is something of value there. But there isn't. Stop giving France the benefit of the doubt. If they say something is good, literally 100% of the time is because there's some degeneracy in it and that's what they actually like about it and 100% the entire reason they promote it. Don't listen to their excuses and don't waste your time.

 

[Perfect Day]

Camus: "bro just reject heirarchies and empiricism and let me watch my wife get fucked by multiple men at once come on bro don't be a prude"

Not denying the post's idea but this is just wrong. Never happened, not even remotely. Camus's wife was faithful to a fault despite her husband's affairs. Were you thinking about Sartre?