Why is food sexual?

[stares at error messages]

I've never understood it. I forgot to eat today until I realised that was probably the cause of my headache. What is wrong with you disgusting oral fixates?

 

[Nice Comoesta 🔰]

Nigga, if this shit dosent make you at least half-mast, that says something about YOU.

 

[pink cupcake frosting]

Because your food is semen, fag