Why is everyone named Joshua so terrible?

[StMaryPiper]

It seems no matter the time period there is a Joshua that fucks everything up. There’s Joshua from the Bible who’s a Jew. Then you have Joshua Wise who mind fucked Chris Chan and the less said about Joshua Moon the better. Is it a cursed name?

 

[Tablet County]

I'm more concerned about the name Ethan.

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

 

[eDove]

I have not met one Josh or Joshua who was normal. Even Dear Leader is a freak of nature, but he has harnessed it and used it to his advantage.

 

[Your Starter for 10]

Josh Allen is the QB for the Bills, so you may be on to something.

J - Just
O - One
S - Sub
H - Human
U - Ultra
A - Asshole

 

[Feefee81093]

Cobra is a Josh.

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

Even Jesus waz bad, and his name in Hebrew was Joshua.