why is every KF user morbidly obese?

[stupid orc]

?

 

[My Name is Ed]

I only happen to be morbese, thank you very much.

 

[break these cuffs]

What about the deathfats?

 

[Mega Man II Intro - GB]

It's morbid time!

 

[Shidoen]

Don’t worry, as long as lolcows exist all that excess fat is gonna be burned through laughing.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

This has something to do with the hit success movie tiled "Morbius", correct?

 

[Idiotron]

There are a few gymbros and health freaks here.
It's a small minority though.
There are more troons here than fit people.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Mighty Wings.

 

[tehpope]

Because we're all neet idiots who sit in front of a PC all day eating hot pockets.

 

[Retink]

Did someone say something about Morbing?

 

[Kermit Jizz]

I'm trying to get into Null's pants. So far he has not responded to any of my unsolicited gunt pics, clearly I need to get more gains.

 

[Glad I couldn't help]

After multple successful corn harvests, Null force feed us pure unadulterated corn starch, just so he could finally a boner once again.

 

[MarkofdaBOOG]

I'm actually really attractive thank you.....

 

[do you like my hat]

I can't believe KF users regularly get morbed. That's so sad.

 

[Vingle]

There are a few gymbros and health freaks here.
It's a small minority though.
There are more troons here than fit people.

There's a reason for why dear leader suggested vitamin D to it's users. A healthy body gives a better mind, which gives better shitposting.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

I must've not used the internet that much then, I thought I did.

 

[Pimpleking55]

Way to much trans-fats here.

 

[Idiotron]

There's a reason for why dear leader suggested vitamin D to it's users. A healthy body gives a better mind, which gives better shitposting.

Around half of the English speaking world supposedly has vit D deficiency.
Scary shit.
People are complaining about evil governments and corporations trying to do the Great Replacement but I'm an immigrant and the people in the Anglosphere are fat fucks who can't keep up with healthier people from poorer countries.

Jawsh needs to have a banner on the front page telling people to take their vitamins