Why does the sun hate us?

[Gangstalker #32194]

What did we do to offend it? Is there a way we can blot out the sky and protect ourselves from it's menace?

 

[Violent Sudowoodo]

 

[Tablet County]

Georges Bataille believed that life exists to use up energy from the sun.

 

[Aljam]

Mr sun came up and he smiled at me this morning

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

The sun has no hands and thus cannot masturbate to all the scantily clad women bathing in its sunbeams.

 

[Tablet County]

Mr sun came up and he smiled at me this morning

That's not the lyrics faggot. Kill yourself.

 

[Olive D. Cox]

One time I stayed up all night trying to figure out where the sun went at night.

Then it dawned on me.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

He just bitter we're not ripping the heart out of virgins atop cool ziggurats. It might be to late now but we if started goring incels on the bass proshop pyramid the sun might chill a bit

 

[DankSmoker]

The sun fears me, every afternoon I wake up it just goes to hide like a bitch.

 

[gorgoroth7134]

The sun is a cold, heartless LED in the sky that is determined to give me a headache (I am extremely vitamin D deficient).