Why does plumbing have to be woke?

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

WTF does this have to do with faucets and other plumbing accessories for trends? I opened this spam hoping to see a pic of the newest kitchen faucet, but I get this and zero fixtures whatsoever. WTF?

Edit: For non-Americants, Moen is a very popular brand of faucet/toilet fixtures. Don't know any equivalent in your country besides maybe Hansgroehe which I have some. Otherwise no idea.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

You have to figure there are the ultra religious types where everything they see and do needs to be Jesus-themed, this is just like a modern secular version of that. Every item, song, piece of media, trade publication, educational textbook, it all has to reflect the religious values of wokism.

Btw you just sit around idly looking at faucets? That's a little odd but I guess there are much worse things to do online.

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

Something something, toilets, something something, full of shit, something something.

 

[I Shidded I Farded I Came]

Boosts the ESG score of their parent company.

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

Buy Delta.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Can you imagine if a UFO cult infiltrated the mainstream instead of the woke cult?

An ad for plumbing would have something about "the next stage of evolution" or "message from the stars" or something like that.

 

[Postal_Rat]

Can you imagine if a UFO cult infiltrated the mainstream instead of the woke cult?

An ad for plumbing would have something about "the next stage of evolution" or "message from the stars" or something like that.

I mean scientology got pretty close I think Will Smith even made a movie that is essentially the scientology movie with the serial numbers filed off

 

[Schwarzwald]

Look. I know trans lesbian POC Dorothy doesn't look like much, but you've gotta give her a chance.

She's already very familiar with plumbing, though I don't think she cares much for pipes.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Btw you just sit around idly looking at faucets? That's a little odd but I guess there are much worse things to do online.

In the market for a new kitchen faucet.

 

[Stoner Metal]

I suck at photoshop.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

I suck at photoshop.
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Basically.

 

[KittyGremlin]

Newest dishwasher looking great.

 

[Grub]

But in plumbing you get to sweat your ball valve onto your pipe which you can then slide into your female fitting. There's also nipples.