Why does Patreon's new logo look like a flaccid penis?

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I just realized Patreon redesigned their logo from the stupid line and circle to a single amorphous blob that looks like a flaccid cock.
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What did they mean by this?
 
It's supposed to be a painter's palette doubling as a P, I believe. Your staggering level of latent homosexuality merely turned it into something gay and weird, as a matter of course. "Dick on the Brain" in layman's terms.

You have, unfortunately, failed the Rorfag test and will have to be sent to Giant Homo Island Mental Institution until such a time as you're cured of your overwhelming gayness, I'm afraid.
 
I thought it was a big misshapen nose.

Don't know why they changed it, the old logo was iconic and recognizable. I don't understand why a lot of companies do this, I can understand editing the colours or touching it up every once and awhile but changing it to something unrecognizable is just insane to me.
 
they want to apply corporate minimalism to their logo like every other modern company, but they also know where most of their site traffick comes from

people signing up for RLM's patreon so they can jack off to bonus rich evans footage

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Seriously, pixel based icons with dithering are GOAT. Even skewmorphism that I don't really like is better than BS we have now.
Hell. I wished Windows 10 Win32 icons remained instead of using UWP icons and Windows 11 icons.

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Why the fuck do they need yet another logo? The last one was shit, but this one is creepy shit.
Corporations, especially those based around tech, love to deepthroat the AIDS-ridden cock of soulless minimalism. Patreon got a lot of attention for redesigning their logo to a line and dot years ago. It seems to me like they wanted to go even more minimalist but realized they couldn't without just making their logo into a single colour shapeless blob.
 
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