Why does my stepsister keep getting stuck in the dryer?

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

My mother recently remarried and her husband and his daughter have moved in with us. It's been going fine so far, but my new stepsister keeps getting stuck in various places. The dryer, the dishwasher, the cabinets, under the bed ,the dog door, the vents (Lord knows what she was doing in there.). Luckily I'm always around to help pull her out, but it's getting annoying having to get her out of these ridiculous and frankly very avoidable situations.

Is she retarded, or is getting stuck just a common thing for women?

 

[AfghanBlue]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-41167296

Woman stuck in window after poo incident

https://www.tiktok.com/@depopdrama/video/7382545709762907425

Woman stuck in gym pod for five hours resulting in catalysing existing online sale drama.



To be fair, women do get stuck in things fairly regularly. Results are out.

 

[I hate women (like you)]

why dont YOU load the dryer, the dishwasher clean the cabinets, under the bed and in the vents when you see that it causes her so many problems you LAZY FUCKING NIGGER

 

[Fat Gollum]

Because she hasn't realized you're gay yet.

 

[Lapsus of the bepsus]

Is she retarded, or is getting stuck just a common thing for women?

its a very common thing especially getting stuck with my voluminous meatstick

 

[ghastlyretard]

why dont YOU load the dryer, the dishwasher clean the cabinets, under the bed and in the vents when you see that it causes her so many problems you LAZY FUCKING NIGGER

She's just being passive aggressive about doing laundry and she's tired of OP's shit stains.

 

[CruelGermanGirl]

Many such cases, happens to a lot of hot nympho step moms too - apparently.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

She seems mentally handicapped, poor thing.

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

is your stepsister a bambino?

• In 2017, Thomas Dunn, 25, put a 13-month-old girl in a tumble dryer in Arbroath, Scotland. Dunn claimed he only "assisted" the toddler, but was convicted of putting the child in the dryer and closing the door. He was also found guilty of causing the child's skull to fracture. Dunn was jailed for seven years.
  
  
• In New Hampshire, Michael Higgins, 34, was charged with endangering the welfare of a child after allegedly putting his infant daughter in a clothes dryer. Police said the baby girl did not appear to be hurt.

 

[crackers breakfast]

fucking watch what your sister doing dumbass

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

• In 2017, Thomas Dunn, 25, put a 13-month-old girl in a tumble dryer in Arbroath, Scotland. Dunn claimed he only "assisted" the toddler, but was convicted of putting the child in the dryer and closing the door. He was also found guilty of causing the child's skull to fracture. Dunn was jailed for seven years.

He should be put in a dryer until dead.

 

[Axiom.]

She's probably playing hide and go seek, and she really sucks at it.