Why does fanta taste like ass?

[K-Farmers Anonymous]

Because that's what you buy when you're too retarded to go to the store and pick up the soda you actually want.

 

[McSneaks]

Tasted a lot of ass, have we?

 

[PhoBingas]

Call me a coon but I prefer the GRAPE DRANK flavor over the orange CWC special. Soda is pretty nasty in general though.

Crush Grape is the superior grape soda.

 

[William F. Clinton]

It's derived from the "swamp ass" phenomenon. Why else would it be orange?

 

[Elysian]

Tango is better.

 

[Skitarii]

Just tried japanese fanta, it's garbage also.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Fanta is for fags. Real men drink Shasta and Faygo.

Amen, I have a lot of fond memories of my broke ass childhood with Faygo in the fridge.

 

[Mister Fister]

Amen, I have a lot of fond memories of my broke ass childhood with Faygo in the fridge.

WHOOP WHOOP!

 

[Angry Shoes]

I have not been able to drink any kind of Fanta since I read a certain fact about OPP almost 20 years ago. Its all I can think of when I've been presented with Fanta and I legit want to vomit.

Funny, I drink it every day now.

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

Tango is better.

I hate it when a fat orange bald man appears and slaps you though, thats a downside

 

[Super Guido]

Fanta is popular because of its highly sexualized tv commercials in the developing world.

People buy it for the nostalgia of their own sexual awakening.

I don't know why Americans buy it, though.

Here's one.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=iFl81c5P8QM

Orangina outside the US had those weird furry commercials a while ago, so maybe orange drank is for degenerates.

Spoiler: Some of them border on kind of NSFW imo

 

[ChampFantana]

Because Fanta is dirt cheap, nigger-tier soda for poors.

If you want cheap Patrician soda, drink Faygo.

 

[Mysterious Figure]

Fanta is popular because of its highly sexualized tv commercials in the developing world.

People buy it for the nostalgia of their own sexual awakening.

I don't know why Americans buy it, though.

Here's one.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=iFl81c5P8QM

I remember loving that commercial when I was a teenager.

 

[Squanto Airi]

drink Faygo

Whoop Whoop

 

[souschef]

Funny, mine is salty

Maybe my good girlpal Christine is sourcing from a bad supplier

 

[ChampFantana]

Whoop Whoop

MUCH CLOWN LOVE NINJA!