Why does Dark Vader wear a cape?

[Cats]

Doesnt he realize it looks fucking STUPID. who wears a cape? In space! Wow! What a faggot!

 

[Super Shiro]

I don't know a Dark Vader!

 

[Cats]

He's the big scary guy in all black from those Star Trek movies.

You know, "Luke I'm your dad", you know. You've seen him.

 

[ditto]

He wears the cape to hide his fat robot ass.

 

[Moths]

he's blak because he was an absent parent

 

[Vingle]

He's really into super heroes.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

The Death Star climate is cool, breezy. Excellent cape weather.

 

[Whoopsie Daisy]

Otherwise he would look like a gimp tribute band of Daft Punk

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

who wears a cape?

pimps

In space!

space pimps

remember a cape is just a coat without sleeves

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Because theatrical gay

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

He's cold on the Life Sun

 

[Shidoen]

The cape protects his black armor from the UV rays, duh

 

[Albert Speerchucker]

Like Lando, a cape. Like Lando, he black.
Where’s the confusion? Seems like consistent world building to me.

 

[Cats]

Because theatrical gay

HMmmm.....Aldolf Hilter, eh?... I wonder if he was a possible inspirition for the Character....or maybe the character inspired Him....we may never know the answer to that question...it could be lost to the history books,.. for ever..

 

[Boss Hawg]

I loved those movies, classic characters like Dark Vader, Juke Airtreker, Obi Win Penobi, and the starships the Centennial Hawk, Bow-Fighters, and Ecks-Wings. And the unforgettable sight of the cylinder spaceport of the Dead Astroid.

 

[Rozzy]

He hides his penis under his cape and is not afraid to use it if necessary.