Why does coffee make me sleepy and booze wake me up?

[Meat Target]

Well? Why am I backwards?

 

[King Fructose]

Did you try turning yourself off and then back on again?

 

[Karl der Grosse]

It's called a paradoxical reaction and it means that your brain chemistry is gay and retarded.

 

[dreamworks face]

Did you have a childhood where your parents considered you annoying and consequently fed you amphetamines daily?

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

I've got the same issue. If I smoke weed around bedtime I can't fucking sleep, but I can drink a pot of coffee and pass out within the hour.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

You have a fucky brain. Both make me relaxed.