Why does coffee make me poopoo?

[truserionamea]

I have a cold coffee morning, and before I can finish I need to run for poopoo.

Or maybe it's just me with my Chroanz?

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

stimulants get your stuff moving

 

[truserionamea]

I took a stimulant pill once. Made me clench my teeth for the next 10 hours, never ate anything and made a list of every shop and whether they support troons or not and drafted a long personalized email to each one about women's rights.

This is what's supposed to happen right?

 

[rel=alternate]

Why are you so intent on being as cancerous as possible?

It's a question you could have Googled. It's not funny, nor is your reply.

You make me cringe.

 

[batterybee]

why do you like cold coffee?

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Because you shit at the same time every day and the coffee is a coincidence?

 

[Pissmaster]

Plenty of coffee is key to taking a fat hot piss.

 

[Matt Damon]

Because you shit at the same time every day

Damn, I wish. I never know when the storm is coming.

 

[truserionamea]

"why do you like cold coffee?"

It's meant to be drank cold.

 

[Gravemind]

Because your digestive system is weak.

"why do you like cold coffee?"

It's meant to be drank cold.

And you're a degenerate.