Why does chris stand out among other cows?

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It’s not so much he’s the first, people have been laughing at Alex Chiu for example before Chris was really on anyones radar. It was the sheer amount of content he put out and how frequently he interacted with his trolls and admitted to things nobody should ever admit to. And the thing was he also never learned from these mistakes. He would do the exact same thing literally a few days later.

Then he would go into periods of inactivity or being unfunny for a few months or even years and I would just keep up with him for the sake of Nostalgia. Think he had learned his lessons etc. and he finds a way to outdo himself again. I always think “no way he’s going to ever do something this dumb again” and then he does something as dumb or close to it.
 
Chris was funny on his own but people like the PVCC took him to a whole other level, the second cows become popular enough to have a group like that now days they're drowned out by weens.

So basically summer-fags ruin everything good.
 
Solar Eclipse Paradox dijo:
I'll put it to you this way.

Think about Forrest Gump.

Then think about any movie that tried to be Forrest Gump and see how well that went.

You can apply to same rule to Matrix, Pulp Fiction, Oldboy, etc.
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Inception tried to be the Matrix, Paprika, Fight Club among many other things, and still managed to outshine the rest

I'll even say Rain Man wore Forest Gump on its sleeve proudly and still did well on its own
 
If Bob had only canceled the internet subscription and Barb stopped enabling him.
 
Testacles Maximus dijo:
He porked his mom.
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And it was, indeed,
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1. He was one of the first
2. His golden age was at a time before the internet became boomerized and crazy shit was everywhere
3. Places like 4chan, SA Forums etc. were also in their golden ages and prime content was being made

Chris as a person is fascinating but I think he just came by at the right time for people to focus on.
 
Because he's the first lolcow to become well-known throughout the internet and even beyond at times.
 
He's probably the cowest of cows. Look:
1. He's autistic and possibly schizophrenic (skitzcow),
2. He's a sex pest (horrorcow),
3. He's an author and graphic designer (artcow \ careercow),
4. He's a troon,
5. He had strong online presence and was always involved in some drama (dramacow)
6. He used to live in a literal hoarder's den and now he's in prison (trainwreck)

Most of our cows only fit one, maybe two of those categories. Chris mastered them all.
 
Chris' whole life is such a bizarre mix of circumstances that converged perfectly at exactly the right times in internet and pop culture history I don't know if it can happen again.

He's simply the GOAT, the Kwisatz Haderach of cows.
 
He was able to enter the zeitgeist because at the time he was unique. Now social media makes finding retarded degenerates easy, but at the time there was no one like him. Also laughing at retards is less acceptable now than it was.
 
He's the OG, he's the first dude that really fit the model of "lolcow" as we know it today.

And he's remained relevant with always some new stunt, just when you think it's over, he troons out or winds up in prison, it literally just keeps getting crazier.
 
Is original post meant to say "autistic greek hero" or "autistic geek hero"?

he's more greek than shakespearean, but in the Greek tragedies, it was the fault of the gods. you can't evade your fate.
it wasnt his fate to fuck his mum. He just decided to do it one day and he did it.
not as classy, really
 
I actually never gave a fuck because the content with him actually in it was sparse and/or weak.
 
Because Chris was at the right place at the right time. There were internet weirdos and degenerates before him, but the internet was too small and fragmented to make something big out of them. Chris was discovered right when internet wasn't saturated with other Chris-like retards, like bronies and troons, but when it was interconnected enough to spread his infamy i.e. when SA and ED were still somewhat relevant and 4chan was bigger than ever. Furthermore it was before the internet was taken seriously by anyone IRL and before it was near sanitized, nevermind the fact that Chris put almost all his life on a display, so trolling him was easy. Speaking of which, Chris didn't help his case either by actively seeking confrontations with trolls or trying to "trick" them. Also he was the perfect target for mocking - fat, dressed like a clown, goofy talking, sharp as a box of marbles, but simultaneously of very high opinion of himself, angry and always horny. It was very hard to feel sorry for him even with all his autism, yes, now it's your typical reddit user, but back then it was like a PSA character in the flesh. So yeah, there were some retards, but Chris was the ultimate retard, ready to be discovered by internet users, who were looking for some trashfire like him, even if they didn't know about this yet.
If he was discovered today, I doubt his thread would go past PG, since obese troon who is into childish entertainment is basically a trope at this point.
 
He was pure.
I don't mean it in any moral way, but he was an adult spoiled kid, immaculately oblivious, putting everything of himself out there without any idea of what he was doing.
Even in his sexual depravity he was transparent and innocent.
A perfect fool, the archetypical fool.
For me it's bitter now, I look back and feel some sort of love for Chris and all the entertainment he has given me, but it's sad to think how easily he could have been helped if he only had a true friend to initiate him into the real world, and I know he was very closed to male friends, but that's because he knew that they only wanted to bully him.
It was nobody's responsibility to help Chris, but poor dude really lacked some real friends in his life.
I guess the world had a thirst for milk in our hearts.
 
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