Why does boomer Jersh call alt accounts “sock puppets”

[King Of The Kiwis]

This ain’t the blockland forums old man its kiwifarms and it belongs to the Zoomers

 

[Moths]

Because he likes feet

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

Because the people behind these accounts always have a hand up their ass.

 

[The Luigi Player]

Because he's a dork that's why

 

[I (Don't) Have A Gun]

For reference a sock puppet:

 

[Vingle]

Because sock accounts is a normal term. Calling it sock puppets makes it easier for autists to understand the concept. As they obviously are too autistic to understand terms even normies use.