Why do those baby dolls that piss themselves exist?

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Who woke up one day and thought there was a market for baby dolls that pissed themselves?

 

[Un Platano]

Well, they weren't wrong.

 

[Genesis Does]

Because little girls like playing house, and part of playing house is taking care of a baby, and part of taking care of a baby is potty training it.

 

[KittyGremlin]

When women have no problems they have to make up some.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Because little girls like playing house, and part of playing house is taking care of a baby, and part of taking care of a baby is potty training it.

Must have missed the memo. All my playing house took place in a universe where children pop out of the ether fully potty trained.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

The pissing and shitting ones are weird, but this one really creeps me out.

 

[Queen Of The Harpies]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=C2wnP1RtRdAThe pissing and shitting ones are weird, but this one really creeps me out.

Yeah, it can speak Spanish.

But seriously, maybe because it has 'Daddy' mode?

 

[Testacles Maximus]

It’s like a stealth squirt gun.

 

[Retink]

Because little girls like playing house, and part of playing house is taking care of a baby, and part of taking care of a baby is potty training it.

Their whole childhood is training and practice to become mothers and yet they still end up crazy cat ladies and whores in large numbers.

 

[MrTroll]

You don't have to put pee in them, you can use any kind of liquid. When you look at it from that perspective, they suddenly become much more useful. What's cooler than drinking beer out of a fake baby's piss hole?

 

[Jimmy Olsen]

I remember Baby Alive dolls. We all used to stick our fingers up its ass as kids. How it was deemed appropriate for four year olds, I will never know.