Why Do Random Men Always Say, "Hey".

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You need to be honest and finish what they are actually saying to you.

"Hey, why are you so goddamn hideous?"
"Hey, why are you such a gross whore?"
"Hey, stop being such an insane cunt."
"Hey, you can't suck dick half as good as you think you can you snaggletoothed bitch."
"Hey, why did you give me every STD on the panel? You had ones the doctor couldn't even explain yet."
"Hey, stop trying to grab my dick. I'd rather fuck Kelly Lenza than you."
 
It's a neutral greeting that imposes no obligation on you to respond

After you rudely looked at us until we feel obligated to acknowledge you

So

"Hey"

What we really wanna do is smack some manners into your mouth
 
I wanted to post that angry 90s grrrl band song that went "hey baby hey baby yo yo yo baby yo" but no luck finding it. It's about being annoyed by a loser who won't leave you alone. I remember the video but I can't remember the band.

Anyway, hey is likely some form of hello that developed colloquially. It's easier to say because it has less syllables.

*Edit

Found it!

 
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