Why do Q&A posters keep getting banned or implode?

[SandyCat]

I miss them bros

 

[Moths]

We are too retarded to live
However like cockroaches some of us always live

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

They keep asking the questions (((they))) don't want you to ask

 

[DOUBLE_WHEEL]

Punishment from God for the sins of Q&A.

 

[Dishonourable Harlot]

The stars that burn the brightest also burn the fastest. This board's residents live in the fast lane.
It's like driving a car off a cliff. Sure, it's fun and you get great air, but what happens when you hit the ground?

 

[eatler]

To quote Hunter S Thompson for the millionth time.

There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

 

[The REAL Hatsune Miku]

Null got tired of paying for Quay server space to host a giant chatroom for autistic people and now he's taking his revenge. Alternatively, a tranny janny found that post where BBL facedoxed xir and got mad.

 

[generic sauce]

What happened to BBL?

 

[parsnip]

First they came for the shitposters...

We all need to find a lolcow thread and hide out in there.

 

[eatler]

What happened to BBL?

Ban world for having 5 sock accounts was the thing 0 2 said.

First they came for the shitposters...

We all need to find a lolcow thread and hide out in there.

Q&A scrambling to find hiding spots be like

 

[generic sauce]

Ban world for having 5 sock accounts was the thing 0 2 said.

Well thats fucking retarded

 

[Justtocheck]

Well thats fucking retarded

In character

 

[Misericordia]

I've come to the conclusion that it's because none of you have any idea how internet forums work. Social media has ruined a generation.

 

[Dishonourable Harlot]

I've come to the conclusion that it's because none of you have any idea how internet forums work. Social media has ruined a generation.

Tell us, elder. How must we act on traditional message boards? Are we not intended to shit up the place and lambast others?

 

[Misericordia]

Tell us, elder. How must we act on traditional message boards? Are we not intended to shit up the place and lambast others?

Don't admit that you're socking after getting banned like that fucking ditzy whore @Blobby's Murder Knife.

 

[draggs]

Don't admit that you're socking after getting banned like that fucking ditzy whore @Blobby's Murder Knife.

like you don't admit that you're socking

this man practices what he spergs

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

it is dangerous to take within you the powers of darkness and retardation, shitposting is an art that requires sacrifice

 

[Named User]

The mods are jealous haters, but it’s always been this way.

 

[SentinentCloud]

The mods are jealous haters, but it’s always been this way

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[TroonsDid911]

BBL getting banned for socking is the only recent one I remember. Catler BALEEETED himself because he was somehow surprised that the KiwiFarms would mercilessly rip on him for ERPing on it.

Considering @SIGSEGV is still here after fedposting, causing the FBI to demand info on the site I think mods could have just slapped BBL on the wrist unless he had been repeatedly warned and kept doing it.