why do people like wine?

[Fishnumm]

its fucking gross

 

[OrionBalls]

There are a million types of wine, out there. I'm sure there's got.to be one you like

 

[Fishnumm]

There are a million types of wine, out there. I'm sure there's got.to be one you like

it all tastes like spoiled grape juice

beer is tastes pretty good and hard liquor you can mix and shit

wines gross and has no reason to exist

 

[Kosher Dill]

You answered your own question.

its fucking gross

Anyone can like something that tastes good, but only true connoisseurs (a French word) can like something gross.

 

[playswithsticks]

it all tastes like spoiled grape juice

*almost all, some taste like unspoiled grape juice (and still get you drunk)

 

[Fishnumm]

*almost all, some taste like unspoiled grape juice (and still get you drunk)

wine drunk is the worst kind of drunk though

 

[Cat tit bingo]

You need to try the good stuff like Paul Masson's California "champagne."

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Pairs great with frozen peas.
There's also ghost in the shell champagne which is elevated by the rule of "thing japan"

 

[OrionBalls]

wine drunk is the worst kind of drunk though

I always liked wine drunk. Made me giggly and wanting to sing. Wine hangovers suck. But seriously, all you have to do is drink as glass of water in the morning, and you're drunk, again.

 

[ForgedBlades]

All alcohol tastes fucking gross

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

more importantly why is it if you bring a 5L box of it to a dinner party you get the side eye from the host & everyone but the guy who shows up with just the 1 small dirty dusty 100yo bottle is getting handjobs from everyone?

 

[Apu Wrangler]

Dry white wine chilled is the tits tbh

 

[hole in my hand]

i often drink straight liquor but still have had cups of wine i needed to hype myself up to drink, shits nasty and too low percent to be worth it, i prefer hard liquor like a true alcoholic

side note, i never really understood people saying that being wine drunk feels different from any other kind of drunk, besides how long it takes it get there it feels the same no matter the drink

 

[Moodawn]

You have to go with the right mindset to appreciate wine: You dont drink wine, you taste it.

Take your wine as if you are sipping very hot coffee.

 

[Walking Ick]

wine drunk is the worst kind of drunk though

I dunno if you are knowledgeable in the beer store scene, but there is one type of 'wine' i do like. Its called Vibe, and its about 14% alc. If you ever had a beatbox, theyre very similar. Wine drunk is great if you arent only drinking wine, but only true alcoholics (like me) mix different types of liqour in their stomach.

Its like playing slots, you're either fucked or having a great time

 

[Tablet County]

I dunno. Why would anyone drink something that murders their capacity for thought when it tastes like nail polish?

You need to try the good stuff like Paul Masson's California "champagne."
Pairs great with frozen peas.

But only if you have them in July.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

I like sparking wine a lot better than still. Try some prosecco maybe

 

[Fishnumm]

You have to go with the right mindset to appreciate wine: You dont drink wine, you taste it.

Take your wine as if you are sipping very hot coffee.

i do that and like the first few sips are fine but the rest tastes horrible

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Drink it like a Roman, diluted with water. White wine over ice is delicious and refreshing, and diluted in strength to be comparable to beer.

 

[Skitarii]

Wine is the precious blood of God. It is God's gift to Noah and all mankind. It is the nectar of warriors and the libation of kings. It makes glad the heart and it kicks ass.

fags hate Wine, and Wine hates fags!!!!

 

[Fishnumm]

fags hate Wine

fags love wine dummy

its all the greeks drank