Why do my teeth hurt?

[Fat Gollum]

My mouth is in constant pain.

 

[Chainsaw Man]

gotta get those big ol' wieners out ur mouth

 

[Xev]

You probably grind your teeth while you sleep

 

[Axiom.]

Stop eating raw meat.

 

[stares at error messages]

You just need to be punched in the mouth more times and then the pain will go away.

 

[CallmeCicada]

Did you double check if it's your mouth? Maybe you picked up the wrong one.

 

[F00LS_3RRAND]

Crack addiction

 

[Freshly Baked Socks]

As your Internet Dentist, I can't help but notice you're long overdue for a checkup.

The pain is probably from the bacteria in your mouth consuming sugars and pissing acid.

Routine oral care will knock these colonies down to a minimum and prevent them from blooming in your mouth and using every meal as an opportunity to dump acids into your poor tender toofholders.

 

[Spiny Rumples]

As your Internet Dentist, I can't help but notice you're long overdue for a checkup.

The pain is probably from the bacteria in your mouth consuming sugars and pissing acid.

Routine oral care will knock these colonies down to a minimum and prevent them from blooming in your mouth and using every meal as an opportunity to dump acids into your poor tender toofholders.

What about just chewing some antacids or baking soda?