Why do Indians have the funniest accent?

[Agent Abe Caprine]

How do Indians not die laughing at their own voice?

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

I always laugh at the way slavic people talk. They always sounds like they're deepthroating and trying to talk at the same time.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

serious answer: A bunch of different languages simultaneously in the same place?

 

[The Luigi Player]

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[Beak Thing]

I don't know, I thought John Redcorn's accent was pretty cool.

 

[lurk_moar]

Scandi and global citzen. I also love watching different YouTubers from different countries.

I for the absolute life of me cannot understand curry motherfuckers. I understand different accents but not curry. I can understand Africans, Asians, and Hispanics just fucking fine.

 

[Mister Mint]

They're in on the joke. You don't make your last name 17 syllables long if you don't get a kick out of hearing your own silly voice say it.

 

[Dysnomia]

Indian English is almost unintelligible to western English speakers. Yet this is who does our customer service via phone. It makes me wonder if they understand out English clearly because it's just so different.

 

[Pee Cola]

Because they do the needful but DO NOT REDEEM

 

[Staticness]

They are all huffing gas on their reservations, which is why they sound so strange.
Those actually living in India speak English very clearly and cleanly, yis

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

Indian accents are sexy
Sounds like birds chirping, but breathy like French