why do i have the dreams about taking a wiggly little pee

[Cats]

everynight i go asleep and dreaming its the same thing all the time where i feel i've to pee. i look down and the Urinitian Stream is wiggly like a snake it looks like a crazystraw. there is no wacky noise or anything just the piddle sound of the pee being pissed onto some leafs. it sounds like rain in a log cabin and i feel relaxed and happy in the dream realm

 

[bliblblblbbllb]

Peepee dreams that don't result in you waking up because you actually have to pee, are usually caused by being too sweaty in bed, turning into subconsciously thinking you're pissing yourself because of the puddle of sweat between your fat meat legs.

Peepee dreams are also often a sign of confidence and freedom. Nothing like the experience of a man pissing in the woods.

Also, one day you will wake up and your dick will have turned into a crazystraw.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

You're lucky, my dreams always have me stuck with only crowded smelly and poo infested bathrooms so I have to hold it before I wake up.

 

[GenericEdgelordSupreme]

If you really have that dream and aren't just fucking around for lols, it sounds like fear of losing control of something that would be embarrassing or shameful to lose control of. Unless you actually wake up with a full bladder, because then your brain will explain it in crazy ways.

For instance, I once had a dream where a gorilla was wandering around in my yard. I thought it was crazy, but then realized the circus was in town. That was a good enough explanation for my sleeping self to accept a loose gorilla without further questions. Dreams are weird.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

the Urinitian Stream is wiggly like a snake it looks like a crazystraw.

Oh shit you’re going to die.

 

[vomitusdeux]

It's telling you that you have ballsack tapeworms. I'm sorry dude it's terminal.

 

[Cats]

Oh shit you’re going to die.

oh deer :'[

how not to?

 

[Cats]

It's telling you that you have ballsack tapeworms. I'm sorry dude it's terminal.

no :'[ :'[ :'[

 

[JethroTullamore]

Sounds better than the dreams I have about pooping.

Protip-when you poop in your dreams you poop for real.

 

[BirdUp]

oh deer :'[

how not to?

dont sleep
i havent slept for weeks and its really opened up my options

 

[Cats]

at first i thought i was a poopshitter but then I'm comed to find out i am in fact, a peepisser.

 

[Incorrect Password]

the pee snake's invaded your dreams too?