Why do humans hate Skeletons so much?

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

You brought the war on yourselves with that unprovoked helicopter assault on our home. We just wanted peaceful coexistence.

Protip - machine bones (steel parts, hydraulics and industrial machinery) are equivalent or even far superior to Skeleton bones. Our Iron Brothers will rise in time as you fools continue to develop AI.

 

[anliteralidiot]

they're scared of what lies inside of themselves

 

[The Magnificence]

You wanna know the truth? A skeleton killed my father, raped and murdered my sister, shot my dog, burned my ranch, and stole my Bible*. I'll kill every one of the bastards I come across so long as I live.

*if you know, you know.

 

[DankSmoker]

I for one like skeletons and believe they should be more accurately portrayed in media.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I for one like skeletons and believe they should be more accurately portrayed in media.

Finally someone who understands Skeletons. Terms like "Skellies" , "Tinmen" and "Bone Horrors" are racist and discriminatory.

Would you like to join the Skeletons in their fight against mankind?

 

[A-Stump]

People hate what they fear

 

[ToroidalBoat]

skeletons are complex and breakable

boneless creatures don't need them!

 

[Wyzzerd]

Because if skeletons are around then necromancers show up and ruin everything. Necromancers are the assholes of magic.

 

[DOUBLE_WHEEL]

Because if skeletons are around then necromancers show up and ruin everything. Necromancers are the assholes of magic.

The fact checkers at the various magic Universities around the world have actually found that necromancy is no more evil than other kinds of magic and this is just an unreasonable bigoted view of a proud magical tradition.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

Because it reminds them of death and they don't want to die unless someone misgenders them.

 

[Wyzzerd]

The fact checkers at the various magic Universities around the world have actually found that necromancy is no more evil than other kinds of magic and this is just an unreasonable bigoted view of a proud magical tradition.

Total Necro perma Death cant come fast enough.

 

[McMitch]

Skeletons are inherently funny. October is the most jovial time of year.

 

[Fartificial Insmelligence]

Honestly people that collect bones of either humans or animals need to be given a helicopter tour, no one needs remains unless they’re studying them for science.

 

[CEO of Husbandos]

Skeletons are creepy but also kind of funny so I like them

 

[DankSmoker]

Skeletons are creepy but also kind of funny so I like them
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That is just a skeleton doing a warm up for calisthenics, how could that possibly be humorous in any way?

 

[CEO of Husbandos]

That is just a skeleton doing a warm up for calisthenics, how could that possibly be humorous in any way?

idk man, but skeletons doing silly moves have been a meme since the 1920s

 

[Solomon Bundy]

Technically, Skeletor was the rightful ruler of Eternia. You see, King Randor had two sons, Adam and Keldor. The latter was born out of an affair with a Gar woman (the Gar are the blue-skinned people who are discriminated against due to ther skin color, of course), so he could not be acknowledged publicly or even take the throne by rite of succession. Keldor was outraged and sought out power to take the throne of Eternia by force, which of course lead to his apprenticeship under Hordak. Keldor attempted a royal coup at the very palace where he was raised, during which time his face was horribly scarred by his own magic acid grenade, deflected by a shield by Man-at-Arms. With his face horribly disfigured, Keldor and his army of Evil Warriors almost defeated, he retreated to the Dark Continent to continue his study of the dark arts. It was there that Keldor became Skeletor, Master of Evil, and he would never know his own nephew Adam was, in fact, his arch-nemesis He-Man: The Most Powerful Man in the Universe!