why do aliens always install probes in human anuses?

[SentinentCloud]

is it necessary for their plans to know the quality of our feces?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Because if they put it in your mouth you might accidentally eat it.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

It's like my peepaw use to always say, "sonny, the quickest way to any woman's heart is through the poop chute." RIP peepaw, the AIDs finally got him, im just glad them alien sons of bitches are carrying on his legacy.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

It's a good storage space, just ask Christopher Walken

 

[eatler]

It's a good storage space, just ask Christopher Walken

Or Richard grere

https://kiwifarms.pa/threads/remembering-tibet-1984-2024.184886/