Why can't penguins fly?

[Gorgar]

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[Vingle]

Too fat.

 

[Cyclonus]

They can fly. Just underwater.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Too fat.

But bees can fly even though their wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.

 

[Vingle]

But bees can fly even though their wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.

I'm not that into biologic stuff, but I would guess a bees body is less heavy than a penguins. Like, the same size amount of stone and cotton. The stone would obviously be heavier than the same size amount of cotton.

 

[ditto]

But bees can fly even though their wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.

The penguin, of course, doesn't fly because penguins really care what humans think is impossible.

 

[Zeke Von Genbu]

Why do they have to fly? You ever think of that? Not all birds need to fly you bird racist.

What you fail to comprehend land walker, is that when the world is eventually overtaken by the sea, the emperors will be prepared to ascend to their rightful place as masters of the world. While you're swimming with your water floaties, the emperor's will be zooming like a torpedo ready to devour you for lunch.

Your land walking days are limited, all will return to the ocean in time.

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

*In John Mayer Voice*: gravity...

 

[DiceindaMirror]

 

[Mr. Bung]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=hkoKKAZQEYk
They can fly. Just underwater.

-can't fly
-walks like a guy whose arms and legs have been tied together
-swims like a torpedo

That little torpedo shaped body doesn't help them at all in the air or on land, but makes them gods in the ocean.

 

[Agran]

For they are the fallen angles doomed to forever roam the frozen wasteland, cast away from their father for all eternity for their impertinence in the face of our Lord. The flesh told me, it holds innumerable secrets you just need to listen closely hear it whisper don't breathe

 

[Ophelia Jones]

They act weird in such a peculiar way, it's terrifying. But i still love them.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

They fly, they’re just shy about it. They don’t like to be photographed while in the air.

 

[Blue Screen of Death]

Hungry for fish.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Cause they’re running Linux

 

[TroonsDid911]

Because penguins are the bird equivalent of a deathfat.