Why can't it just be winter all year long?

[wry wrangler]

Summer sucks, spring sucks, fall sucks. Too hot, too bright. Why can't it be cold, dark, and depressing all year?

 

[stupid orc]

this is a fat persons opinion

 

[King Fructose]

Because I don’t wanna have to shovel my car out all year long

 

[$5.3 Million Dollars]

Because Persephone keeps visiting her mother, Demeter.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

Hello Satan.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Climate change.

 

[Kiwi On The Go]

Housing in the North Pole is free. Just build an igloo and pray the polar bears go extinct before they become your problem.

 

[Isaac]

You'd feel different if you actually had friends, you know. Summer is good, and you get to go camping, plant your own tomatoes, sleep in your temperate basement with the ceiling fan on.


Be thankful. Tibetan Sand Foxes can't even dig into the ground because of the permafrost, while we get to enjoy windy summers and sunny skies that our Lord
has graced us with.

 

[Quijibo69]

Winter is for fat people and hookers

 

[Epic Fail Man]

I prefer winter because I can wear cool jackets and boots

 

[sasazuka]

A lot of underground cross-country ski tunnels have opened in Sweden and Finland over the past few years. Some madlad real estate developer should build an entire underground winter habitat with ski cabins inside. I don't ski but I'd still love to live inside an underground ski cabin if such a thing existed because it would be comfy year round.

 

[Book Thief]

Consider moving to the Arctic Circles if that's what you prefer.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Summer is such a niggery season.

 

[Troonos]

It can. Just spontaneously halt the earth's rotation into a heliosynchronous orbit, then migrate to the dark side of the earth.

 

[Least Concern]

Without seasons there'd be no agriculture. Without agriculture there'd be no humans, or at least far fewer of them. Heck, there might not be any plants at all, at least as we know them.

 

[Dysnomia]

I hate summer. I haves the lupus and can't deal with the heat and sun. I'm one of those people who go out for walks when it's 15 F. It's so peaceful because everyone is too wussy to go outside in the cold. I'm going to have to don the umbrella soon and have people stare at me because it's March. But once it gets to the 70s it's too hot for me to cover my head. My tolerance for heat has weakened a lot in the past few years and summer comes earlier and earlier. 66 degrees and I'm going to be dying today.

 

[Santa Fe Swag]

Just move to Alaska, it's cold and everybody's depressed there.

 

[KateHikes14]

I hate summer. I haves the lupus and can't deal with the heat and sun. I'm one of those people who go out for walks when it's 15 F. It's so peaceful because everyone is too wussy to go outside in the cold. I'm going to have to don the umbrella soon and have people stare at me because it's March. But once it gets to the 70s it's too hot for me to cover my head. My tolerance for heat has weakened a lot in the past few years and summer comes earlier and earlier. 66 degrees and I'm going to be dying today.

You deserve it for talking like a faggot

 

[draggs]

@wry wrangler and @Dysnomia confirmed as clamato juice drinking vampire kids

Faggots just move into Hot Topic you'll never be bothered by glorious Sol there

 

[Grub]

Winter's garbage. Rain and darkness. Spring is best season. Flowers are blooming, birds are out, the cottonwoods are cottonwooding.