Why can't I own black people?

[Postal_Rat]

I worked hard my whole life to buy a plantation house only to find out they outlawed "slavery" a "hundred years ago" is there any way around this troublesome regulation?

 

[Shidoen]

Either give ‘‘em crack or just have sex with a negress since kids are already free labor anyway.

 

[Postal_Rat]

Either give ‘‘em crack or just have sex with a negress since kids are already free labor anyway.

But I don't know any one in the CIA and I'm already married

 

[Shidoen]

But I don't know any one in the CIA and I'm already married

Well shit do the Andrew Jackson and fuck some while married.

 

[MrTroll]

Some birds aren't meant to be caged. Their feathers are just too bright.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

This is a pretty common rookie mistake from not looking into the regulations. What you want to do is form a religion and use the wink-wink code "voluntary" to get around the big government mumbo jumbo. Jim Jones did some good work in this area and specifically with Black people. David Miscavige is another guy practicing successfully in this field but with a more diverse product.

 

[WeWuzFinns]

You can own black people in a country like Qatar where the rich and beautiful culture still permits you to own people. You're too bigoted and culturally insensitive to be aware of this richness. Be ashamed of your racism.

 

[Ita Mori]

These days you own blacks with welfare and hip-hop "culture", not with chains and whips.

It's a progressive, contemporary, humane, and very chic way of slavery. What's better; the niggers think they're free!

 

[Snuckening2]

You're just not trying hard enough.

You can do ANYTHING you set your heart on, OP. I believe in you!!!

 

[JethroTullamore]

A thread about owning black people and not one person has used a “hard R” nigger yet, what gives?

 

[NoodleFucker3000]

Human trafficking is still going on in many countries. You can own a black person if you go to them.

Or you can stop being a lazy nigger and till your own fields.

 

[Giant Kozaky]

You could move to Qatar

 

[keytar]

Don't worry you can still own them at videogames

 

[AgendaPoster]

Only way to own bleqqqs is to learn to jump, dunk and shoot 3s

 

[I'm Retarded?]

I own black people all the time, its easy all you have to do is post the word nigger

 

[AIM Henchman]

Because you are too poor to own a sportsball team. That's a bulk discount right there .