Why buttcrack be sweaty tho?

[Just A Butt]

ha ha unless

 

[Shidoen]

So the swipe can go easier.

 

[DiggieSmalls]

seals in the flavor

 

[Amphotericin B]

Every part of the body produces heat, and the butt cheeks are two separate yet equally squishy body parts pressed together.

Double cheeks = double heat -> sweaty crack

 

[SCSI]

Makes it harder to tell if you've sharted without looking. Butts are the body's own troll.

 

[Mr. Bung]

It's May, so we're coming into swampass season again.

 

[Character from a movie]

Apply deodorant between the cheeks and they won't be sweaty

 

[Cats]