Why arent these new lolcows lol?

[Larkin N Likin]

I just want to cry. Is the magic dead?

 

[KateHikes14]

Fuck you they're hilarious and both sides of the glass are funny too. You can read posts that read like someone just figured out incest, rape, and boiling hamsters are "bad" things to do.

 

[L50LasPak]

The joke got old.

 

[Nejnebaganeb]

because you need to engage with different media and hobbies. if you do that a new lol cow will arrive in what seems like no time at all

 

[Larkin N Likin]

because you need to engage with different media and hobbies. if you do that a new lol cow will arrive in what seems like no time at all

what gives you the right to talk to me you filthy post-merger?

 

[Ronnie McNutt]

all new cows are repititive which they have their pronouns as they/them and will eventually troon out

 

[mario if smoke weed]

The magic is dead and the left killed it.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

I have personal ones that exceed Cwc cringe but as far as they know technology stopped with cd’s and flip phones. It’s a shame, really

 

[Nig Kang Theory]

Practically all forms of degeneracy imaginable now come pre-packaged and conveniently laid out for lost and unlovable freaks to adopt at any moment. Sadly, this means they are lacking in both desperation and the unpredictable creativity it breeds. Watching weird people get chewed up and spit out by social media/society/wokeness can be funny, but it doesn't have the same lightheartedness to it as cows of old and feels a bit tiring.