Why aren't chocolate coins a valid currency?

[SandyCat]

It's because it's not a fiat currency isn't it

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Because the gubmint said they aren't, so just make your own finance system bro if you want chocolate coins to be a valid currency.

 

[JesusChristDenton]

Because the gubmint said they aren't,

STOP RIGHT THERE CITIZEN! CHOCOLATE COINS ARE NOT A VALID FORM OF CURRENCY BECAUSE ERM... BECAUSE THEY JUST AREN'T, OKAY?

 

[xXWild_DripXx]

lactose intolerant weighing us down as a society

 

[BirdUp]

chocolate can melt easily and go bad

 

[Aunt Carol]

Hmm; good question.

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

clearly it's time for a People's Republic of Chocolatistan

 

[Night Crawler]

It's because they are too yummy. So yummy that everyone would be eating their money like retards eat real coins. But they can't get their choco coins back out of their poop. People would literally be flushing their money down the toilet. Also it would cause a spike in diabetes from all the sugar.

Chocolate coins in their gold colored foil wrappers should be used to back the dollar though since they are worth more than the a dollar itself.

I bought a little net sack of them at a CVS once. The chocolate was ok but not great. While reading the tag attached to the netted sack I saw they were made in Israel. I never bought anymore after that.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

I mean, yeah, constrained supply, you can't just type new chocolate into a database field like you can numbers.

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

I mean, yeah, constrained supply, you can't just type new chocolate into a database field like you can numbers.

Not with that attitude you can't

 

[Xenomorph]

Fuck off, Jew

 

[Richard Freeman]

because jews keep clipping the inside of the coins

 

[SNEED.EXE]

There's always a catch.

 

[libRT]

Might work on a fat hooker

 

[Nathan Higgers]

Might work on a fat hooker

Tried it. Doesn't work.

 

[The Elusive Earl]

Time for unfunny but true answer. The Maya and Aztecs used "chocolate" money.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

They might be some day if WWIII breaks out.

 

[Dipodomys]

Too valuable to spend

 

[Byte Doctor]

While it would be good, Most people then would eat them. Thus, causing the already increasing obesity rates to skyrocket.

 

[A Gay Retard]

some chocolate coins are tastier than others and therefore they aren't easily fungible