Why are you gay?

[Lithuophile]

 

[Pruto]

No, I'm mostly sure I'm straight, is not my fault dick is so much better than pussy and what I done is in the past, and most of it wasn't even my fault, I was never gay I'm not gonna start now, had sex with girls before (less than with men but sex nonetheless).

 

[Male Idiot]

Because they eat the poopoo!

 

[The Backwards Man]

No u

 

[Fougaro]

Because I'm beautiful in my way 'cause God makes no mistakes.

 

[Jason Wynn]

I’m too pretty to be straight.

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

The real question is, why are you transgenda?

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Your mum is gay.

 

[The Last Stand]

I'll make you straight.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

One word: women.

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

Women are more likely to be fat, woke, or religious. Sometimes multiple of those things at once.

 

[Apustajan apustaja]

Depends on the pay.

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

who sez im gae

 

[Ultrapenguin]

I drank unfiltered tapwater, and it's sort of been downhill ever since.

 

[spaztocate9000]

I drank the watuh

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

Why aren't YOU?

 

[Vodka's My BFF]

Because cock is more appealing than a sloppy roast beef.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

I'll make you straight.

Nigger you're a MAN

 

[behindyourightnow]

It's not gay if you say "no homo" right after you suck dick

 

[Otoya Yamaguchi]

Because I'm beautiful in my way 'cause God makes no mistakes.

God doesn't make people gay. Being gay is taught