Why are women so confusing? - What the fuck do they want? How do I read them?

[mister meaner]

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[Mr. Bung]

Just remember this rule of thumb: If a woman says everything is ok or that there is no problem after any sort of fight or argument, they mean the exact opposite.

Really try to get to the bottom of what's bothering her or else you'll be getting the passive aggressive treatment for a week. It's ok for her to feel upset and allow her to process that, but it's not ok for her to be a jerk to you the whole time. Good relationships whether they be with a spouse, family, friends etc. are almost entirely made up of communicating with and respecting the space and desires of those people without allowing them to tread onto your own.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

Humans in general tend to go after basic things, like security, validation, sex, status and money. Men know this about each other but for some reason is wild to assimilate it for the opposite gender. but people are people, thinking women are that complicated is giving them too much credit, same as thinking all men are really deep free thinkers who strive to pursue passions like you read in meninist closeted homosexual spews. like, no, most men want someone to fuck and validate them, make money and be comfortable and secure too, they may go about it differently than women but is ultimate the same goals.

When people seem genuinely complicated that tends to be a bad thing, mentally ill people tend to overcomplicate things for example and that is not a good sign, if your lady significant other seems that obtuse and her moods so fleeting , alien and hard to figure out it may not be because women are difficult to grasp unicorns but her in particular being bipolar or something, maybe you are the bpd one overcomplicating things, at the very least she must not be too good for you or very compatible, thats not how relationships should feel.

 

[Wright]

idk I only fuck men

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

From expeditionary force book 3:
Skippy, you're the smartest being in the galaxy, right?" "Yup, as far as both of us know." "Great, because I do not understand women. Human women. Can you give me some insight? Help a brother out?" Skippy sighed. Or imitated a sigh, it was convincing. "Joe, I have studied all the literature about human female psychology, read all the books written by and for women, downloaded every blog, every Instagram or Pinterest post, watched every program on the Lifetime channel, listened in on conversations between women, and have chatted online with billions of your females. With all of my processing power, over the equivalent of millions of years of analysis, I have come to one simple conclusion about human females." "And what's that?" I asked eagerly. "Bitches be crazy.”

 

[Solid Snek]

Uh-oh. Did the first date go poorly?

You could always bring it up. on the sly, during Group. See if you can tease it out of her with seemingly generic comments and questions, but be really careful. If she suspects you're trying to use Group to deal with your relationship, or if staff figures out you've been fraternizing with this chick, then you're in trouble.

Honestly, it's probably just her BPD and withdrawal symptoms, but if she means enough to you to ask on KF, then you might as well take risk and figure it out.

 

[Mr Bunny]

Have you tried turning them off and then on again?

 

[Shig O'nella]

They're not.
Your absence.
Braille works.

 

[mister meaner]

Uh-oh. Did the first date go poorly?

Nah, haven't gone for it just yet. Kind of power-leveling here but a mutual friend I know wants to go on a date, even though I had always assumed she just disliked me. As you can probably tell by now, that's what gave me the idea for this partly sarcastic thread. No concrete plans yet but we might be going for a walk in the park and then having dinner.