Why are Whites terrible dancers?

[Just A Butt]

look at this stupid honkey

 

[Whoopsie Daisy]

Michael Flatley and Dick Van Dyke say "Nigga, Please."

 

[Ewan McGregor]

Nigger dance is ridiculous and animal-like, we're above that

 

[ShamefurDispray]

We are great at the Snowroach Shuffle

 

[OrionBalls]

I had heard that most white people are 1/3 clappers. That might have something to do with it.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

niggers got all the rhythm
whitey got all the brains

I‘m ok with that

 

[Unarmed Gunman]

Dancing is a waste of time, so a lot of white people get too bored with dancing to give a fuck about getting good at it.

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

Random Spastic: Why are Whites terrible dancers?

Eh sweety... you do know this guy existed right?

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

Their usually at work and not at home to practice?

 

[The Ugly One]

We culturally purged dance in the 1960s. Learning to dance was what squares did. Cool people got high and gyrated to Jefferson Airplane. Both my grandfathers were excellent dancers. Neither of my parents know how to dance.

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[urr13 account]

arent all the best dancers in the world eastern european ballerinas?

 

[gorgoroth7134]

 

[3deadniggers]

I don't consider slapping my ass cheeks together and hooting like a monkey to be dancing. I'd rather you 'people' stopped doing it.

 

[Swine Schwein]

Because dancing is wrong, and most whites are aware of this sacred rule

 

[Benzo Samurai]

bro we just didnt grow up with it, socioeconomics and shit, its the same reason we watch animay, cuz we didn't get luv as children cuz our parents where on facebook instead of rasing us bruh

das rite

>inb4

 

[Internet-Based Lobotomy]

A majority of dancing as a concept was pioneered by YT before coons even discovered music, even till this day some of the best choreographers are YTs. Guess it must depend on the genre and style?

 

[dick brain]

I had heard that most white people are 1/3 clappers. That might have something to do with it.

Myth.

Blacks think whites can't dance because you have to be relaxed to dance and around blacks whites never relax.

 

[Nicholas Gur]

Fairer skin allows for light/sound waves to travel through it with much less resistance. The resistance common to darker pigmented skin causes involuntary spasms and is often referred to as "rhythm" which has led to the cultural exercise of dance as a creative means to mask this physical disturbance.

 

[The Mighty Banth]

Dancing was an integral part of life for people of every station in previous generations. Just about every culture has a traditional dance, usually multiple for both religious and ceremonial purposes.

Anyone familiar with Jane Austin's work will know the importance of dance in our past culture, but it is found everywhere from the Bible to the seashanty Old Billy Riley.

Like poetry though, its study and appreciation is a distant cultural memory, barely preserved in events like the Prom and First Dance at a wedding.

 

[Yugica]

We lack the Jigaboo gene.