Why are the jews so fucking autistic?

[I am vomit]

Seriously what the fuck up is with this "I can't touch a football" shit? Son, you are in AMERICA. and you will TOUCH THE FUCKING PIG SKIN OR YOU ARE A FAGGOT.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Jews play sports?

 

[King Fructose]

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

Everyone on kiwifarms.net is Jewish now thanks to our collective autism

 

[Skitarii]

Wonder why

 

[murph]

Jews are so scared of the god who loves them and only them they have to wear a little hat so god doesn't axe them in the head with lightning or some shit. No wonder they're so neurotic.

 

[Skitarii]

Jews are so scared of the god who loves them and only them they have to wear a little hat so god doesn't axe them in the head with lightning or some shit. No wonder they're so neurotic.

Esau syndrome, they're the washed up firstborn with a raging inferiority complex toward their talented, socially-desireable younger brother

 

[stupid orc]

i really don’t know what their fucking problem is they poke, prod, make fun of you and openly attack you but the second you go against them it’s an issue. it’s like the whole pheno type has a problem with “give it but can’t take it” . it’s not even a global conspiracy thing they just hate everything and feel the need to take it out on the world. they dress it up in nice ways but in reality the shit they do is fucked. retarded soft sciences bullshit or “subversive media” political causes that don’t have a real end goal and so far more damage then good. every jewish person i’ve known has been a nasty fuck or an alcoholic/ some other kind of addict. it has to be a cultural problem i’m not a member of the tribe so i can’t point it out but i have some theories.

 

[Begemot]

Jews play sports?

We play with you goyim all the time, you're playthings to us.

 

[Retink]

It's their love of shekels.

 

[Skitarii]

We play with you goyim all the time, you're playthings to us.

Can I have the reject of the tribe, miss @snailslime's hand in marriage? Not like you'll be missing anything important

 

[Begemot]

Can I have the reject of the tribe, miss @snailslime's hand in marriage? Not like you'll be missing anything important

No. She is our queen.

 

[Skitarii]

No. She is our queen.

You lost the ability to have a queen when you rejected your King

Anyway, how does 12 shekels and a used lawmower sound for snail's hand in marriage? Tell ya what, since I like yous, I'll even throw in a bottle of half-used engine lubrication fluid

 

[Montalbane]

It's an inferiority complex dressed up as a religion.
Being fat is the least of their problems.

 

[Amphotericin B]

They’re a tiny group with lots of power and that does weird things to the human psyche.

 

[Stan]

Jews are so scared of the god who loves them and only them they have to wear a little hat so god doesn't axe them in the head with lightning or some shit. No wonder they're so neurotic.

Jewish God is schizo though, one day he’s giving you manna, the next he’s like “omfg you people need water?? So needy.” At the end of the road trip he says “40 years more in the desert cause you won’t stop fucking whining!” He vaporizes Aaron’s sons and then he’s like “you do the high priest dance Aaron or you get the same.”

Also cause there are so many easy to break rules, adopting Judaism feels like contracting OCD. You’re just hand washing and muttering prayers under yr breath and obsessively reading ingredient lists.