Why Are So Many Male Dancers Gay? - Why Can't they Get Real Jobs?

[Mariposa Electrique]

Also, does being gay and a dancer predispose you to loose prolapsed anus?

 

[DerKryptid]

Maybe you're just dancerphobic bro

 

[Epic Fail Man]

Does this even need an explanation?

 

[Evan_Wynn_D]

If you do any form of dancing then you are gay. It doesn't matter if you only dance one or two dances in your whole life. Dance is a gay expression. I'm glad you finally came to the point about being gay. It would have been really nice if you had taken the time to inform us of your sexuality. Now we know and it's fine. Your sexuality is irrelevant to my argument, as this statement clearly shows

 

[HeilDave]

Boys are raised to be ugly and scary and the only part of your physical appearance that matters is having muscle. Women claim that a man's personality is more important than looksmaxing. As a result, straight men don't really tend to notice the physical beauty of other men. Gays enjoy male beauty due to their own inner drives, and want to make themselves as physically attractive as possible to other gay males as men tend to be visual when choosing a mate.

Dance is the ultimate expression of physical beauty, which takes hours and hours to perfect. This is something that's a waste of time for most straight men. I "dance" to hardcore music purely for the rush of endorphins and endocannabinoids, and some people think my dancing is cool - even though there's zero choreography. I've infiltrated dance crews for access to boyfriend-free girls and "dancers" always look down on me because I refuse to refine my steps or follow the leader.

 

[Reverend]

Fred Astaire rises from the dead and tap dances your skull to powder.

 

[Pukebucket]

The only way for a grown man to successfully do the splits is by tearing his ass hymen.

 

[Grub]

I mean, what kind of straight man would choose to be a professional dancer?

Also, does being gay and a dancer predispose you to loose prolapsed anus?

I can't see it being otherwise.

 

[KittyGremlin]

I think you've turned more men gay on this site than dancing ever has.

 

[Idiotron]

The amount of gays depends on the dance style for sure.
That being said, if I were to assume that "so many" male dancers are gay indeed, it might be because male dancers tend to be very fit and healthy so, if you're gay, it's a good place to be around fit healthy guys.

Speaking from experience, girls love a guy who can dance.
Sure, dudes will make gay jokes but if you're a good dancer, and I've said this here before, you don't have to approach women in a club setting.
You just dance for a bit and women will approach you.

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

probably because they were molested as children

 

[mario if smoke weed]

Straight dudes don't dance. Gay dudes dance because they secretly have a remote controlled dildo in their ass making them do the funny dances. That's the secret they don't want you to know.

 

[Weed Eater]

Unrelated to dancing but I remember seeing/hearing about Eugene Yang's coming out, and it genuinely pissed me off.

Imagine being one of the most attractive Asian men to ever grace the internet, and you waste it on being a faggot freak. Every. Single. Time.

 

[D_Tractor]

They were all molested by their dance instructors. It's the perfect job for a pedo.

 

[WhoIsSutterKane]

All of them, except maybe break dancers but no one does that anymore, so yeah they're all faggots and/or pedos.

 

[DerKryptid]

@Mariposa Electrique heard you were in the market for a male dancer

Look no further, sugarplum

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

gay men are less afraid to partake in more "feminine" hobbies. it's common with bakers and clothing designers from what i've seen too.

 

[Troonologist PhD]

gay men are less afraid to partake in more "feminine" hobbies. it's common with bakers and clothing designers from what i've seen too.

I agree with this.

Why are so many gay men so ugly and faggy? Just look at the ones in OP's post. The only attractive one is Mac who isn't even played by a gay guy. If they appreciate male beauty why do they intentionally uggify themselves and make dating even harder? Butch lesbians don't look like something out of WH40K.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

gay men are less afraid to partake in more "feminine" hobbies. it's common with bakers and clothing designers from what i've seen too.

Yes, they also consider their infatuation with semen and cocks as one of those habits.