Who's the dumbest non-intellectually disabled Lolcow?

[IsaacShraeder]

There are many cows who are dumb due to some genetic defect, learning disability, brain damage, or any combination of these factors. I'd count people like CWC, Cyrax, and Cobes into this category,
But what about those who are just old-school stupid: that is, dumb without any comorbidities?
Who's the dumbest?

I nominate Patrick S. Tomlinson, His report card speaks for itself:

 

[Looney Troons]

Adam White and BossmanJack

 

[Agares]

MovieBob thanks to his smug sense of self righteousness and his neurotic hatred of white rural people.

 

[Gaddafi]

Xanderhal. Not even talking politics wise (although pretty much everyone who knows about him from the right and the left would agree anyways) but this is the dude who used his Steam wallet as a bank and called shoeonhead a neo nazi.

 

[Newton Pud]

Xanderhal. Not even talking politics wise (although pretty much everyone who knows about him from the right and the left would agree anyways) but this is the dude who used his Steam wallet as a bank and called shoeonhead a neo nazi.

I think Xanderhal suffers from brain damage from chronic weed consumption…

 

[Maldemort]

RTU: deleted a million-sub YT channel that was passively generating enough income to keep him in weed seltzers.

 

[ChampFantana]

It's definitely MovieBob. Chris Chan has left things in his toilet smarter than The Kwisatz Tarderach.