Who would you rather fuck?

[Pipe Reamer]

@Lidl Drip or @Blobby's Murder Knife

You have to pick one. Lidl will insult you and question your masculinity the whole time and blobby is fat and german

 

[parsnip]

Why can't it be both?

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

Well, I’ve already gotten Blobby pregnant…

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

one seems like they’d be tons of fun … literally
ones a massive dickhead

 

[eatler]

Well one would probably start screaming at me in German and try to make me dress in leather pants

The other is British and participates in the man hate thread un-ironically

My answer is jump out a window

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

I think they're both becoming too arrogant and chumps like you need to stop inflating their egos.

 

[break these cuffs]

Gonna lean on an old classic:



I will shoot myself at the gate of the airport

 

[The REAL Hatsune Miku]

The question itself is misogynistic... I would have to ask these ladies if they'd like to mess with me.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

I think I just discovered that I'm gay. What a weird coincidence.

 

[User names must be unique]

whichever one will have me... i'm so lonely.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

I think they're both becoming too arrogant and chumps like you need to stop inflating their egos.

I don't even know why anyone would ask this question. We've already had 39273493 threads on all of this.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

I don't even know why anyone would ask this question. We've already had 39273493 threads on all of this.

The democratic process requires rigorous repetition for assertion

Also, I choose @Lidl Drip, as I believe that under that very, very, very, very, very...

..., very, very, very, very...

...very, hard rock-like exterior, is a cute and respectable femoid with a heart of gold and a mind of wit, that has been bludgeoned down by society™.

 

[Insuficiencia renal]

who are these? i have never seen the names before

 

[Tablet County]

Blobby's less likely to chop my dick off and I'm not interested in competing with the Errverlord for Lidl.

 

[KittyGremlin]

Blobby already rapes me behind a dumpster weekly. Checkmate.

Lidl scares me.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

It's Blobby. A happy fat German woman is infinitely better than that shrewish-harpy.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

who are these? i have never seen the names before

Some of them are just weird posters too. Not sure what to make of them.

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

no

 

[big nigga biggie cheese]

niggas will really say this shit with the straightest face ever

 

[Insuficiencia renal]

Some of them are just weird posters too. Not sure what to make of them.

who are you