Who would win?
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The oompa loompas. Since they're on home turf, they can devise a way to push the gorilla into the chocolate river where it will drown.
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The backstory though is they were originally
African pygmies ‘rescued’ by Wonka forced to do manual labor in his crap candy factory. A silverback would rip them apart.
African pygmies ‘rescued’ by Wonka forced to do manual labor in his crap candy factory. A silverback would rip them apart.
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Yeah silverback wins hands down. Watching it beat oompa loompas to death with an oompa lompa as a club would be fucking hilarious.
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Oompa Loompas got home turf, they’d jebait the gorilla in the chocolate river or some contraption elsewhere but lose most of their members.
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A gorilla knows a river can still kill him and considering how big the factory is he doesn't have to fight them there.
They could however bait him into the TV room and shrink him then kill him.
They could however bait him into the TV room and shrink him then kill him.
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The gorilla would be throwing those little munchkins like frisbees.
Think about it; If they're fighting in the chocolate factory, the gorilla is in an unfamiliar environment, so it's already gonna be confused and pissed off. Once the oompa loompas are released and start charging the gorilla, it's gonna go apeshit. Their arms and legs are too stubby to do any damage and a full grown gorilla could easily overpower what is essentially 50 toddlers.
Think about it; If they're fighting in the chocolate factory, the gorilla is in an unfamiliar environment, so it's already gonna be confused and pissed off. Once the oompa loompas are released and start charging the gorilla, it's gonna go apeshit. Their arms and legs are too stubby to do any damage and a full grown gorilla could easily overpower what is essentially 50 toddlers.
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The gorilla would be shot dead by zoo staff. So... draw I guess.
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The gorilla would have a field day throwing those oompa loompas around and I would have a field day watching it with beer and popcorn in hand.
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I spelled "turf" wrong. Browsing this site has come with negative consequences 
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A trillion Gogs would clearly win.
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What if the gorilla can chuck barrels anyway, despite the "no weapons" thing?
(there could be barrels lying around the chocolate factory)
(also wat)
(there could be barrels lying around the chocolate factory)
(also wat)